i keep getting cloudflare errors on ao3 😭 anyone else dealing with this? @status.archiveofourown.org

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

does anyone else read fanfic in between sets at the gym?

LETS GOOOOOO 🔥🔥💪

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️
#superbat #dc

i want absolute wonder woman to top me so hard i travel dimensions

Just Captain Mactavish eating out his Lieutenant like his life depends on it. He won’t stop not matter how much Riley begs him to
cw: water sports version available

#ghostsoap #ghoap

being wrapped in his creepy little bat wings and nestled in his tiddies would heal me i think

By the age of 30, you should have:

- a Bluesky account
- a favorite spoon
- an account on Twitter that you can't quite bring yourself to delete but you know in your heart that the site will most likely get seized by an international agency at some point & get closed completely
- back pain

So I heard that Bruce Wayne is a civil engineer and as an ex-engineer myself, I felt obliged…

Went for 80s house ad style with this one!

#AbsoluteBatman