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Kathleen. 🇭🇹
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Waistline still moves like water. ♓️🏳️‍🌈
There’s something to be said about the fact that the only people who have weird energy toward me at my job are two white women who are supposed to be “among my peers.”

I may not be degreed up as y’all, but I’m no foolish person. I’m well-read & experienced.
January 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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We are going to miss you The Vivienne & the laughter you brought us!
January 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I told my asshole neighbor he could eat my ass from the back today. No, I don’t regret it.

Can’t wait to tell my therapist about this one. 😭
December 30, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Y'all. My mom is makin me clean up so she can come in my apartment. I told her on the phone I didn't know if I could get my house up to her standards in time. She said, "Well, you have time." Anybody else with the type A personality Black bourgeoisie southern mother? Where's the support group?
My mom got real lucky I found some time to make my house more mother appropriate before she picks me up for lunch. But I still hope she just has me hop in her car & doesn't come in. Because she's the judgiest person in my life. Just the pure aura of her judginess in my living area.
December 27, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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DONT APOLOGIZE FOR REPEATEDLY TALKING ABOUT THINGS YOU LOVE OR BOTHERED YOU W/ ME. 🫵🏾

LET’S TALK ABOUT IT & NO I’M NOT TIRED OR ANNOYED. FUCK ANYONE THAT HAS MADE YOU FEEL LIKE THAT BEFORE 🫵🏾🫵🏾
December 24, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Barnes and Noble is really my happy place. I could live in this store forever.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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There’s no such thing as “too many books”—only not enough shelves, not enough time, and not enough space for the dream library with a sliding ladder. But let’s be honest… we’ll keep buying books anyway.
December 18, 2024 at 10:30 AM
I just need @crissle.com to know that there’s a full length Bluey film coming because I know she’ll be just as excited as me. 😭
December 18, 2024 at 11:03 PM
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What Mrs. Eva say?

God's plan in God's time!
FROM SHAMS:

Las Vegas Aces star A'ja Wilson – a three-time WNBA MVP and two-time league champion – is signing a six-year contract extension with Nike in one of the richest shoe deals for a women's basketball player, sources told ESPN. https://t.co/oJRMJx7mRB
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FROM SHAMS: Las Vegas Aces star A'ja Wilson – a three-time WNBA MVP and two-time league champion – is signing a six-year contract extension with Nike in one of the richest shoe deals for a women's basketball player, sources told ESPN. https://t.co/oJRMJx7mRB
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December 17, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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A thread. My favorite movies from each year, starting with:

1916 INTOLERANCE ⭐️⭐️⭐️½
This grandeur of this early mega-epic means there's a lot to recommend it, though I find the overall tone smug and cloying; an early "cancel culture is out of control."

(This is the only film I've seen from 1916.)
November 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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"Because if Stevie wasn't blind, would he even wonder"
December 14, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Being a licensed esthetician so you wax your own coochie the best >>>>
December 14, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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˗ˏˋ threads ˎˊ˗
a black cat standing on its hind legs next to a girl in a bedroom
ALT: a black cat standing on its hind legs next to a girl in a bedroom
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November 15, 2024 at 12:38 AM
My days have been exhausting, but spiritually reaffirming. I love being in my purpose. Forever grateful for the connectivity.

But I’m gonna need God and my zansét to put some extra juice in my spine because going back to school for nursing is making me nervous. 😭
December 12, 2024 at 3:40 AM