@peth-toon.bsky.social
2nd album out soon. Proud Northumbrian. Used to live near John Brownlie.
Bloody love my home town. Great to be back, especially when Christmas is coming.
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Bloody love my home town. Great to be back, especially when Christmas is coming.
For some reason I’m comfortable sitting by myself in a pub drinking Guinness. But I would never sit in a pub by myself drinking lager 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For some reason I’m comfortable sitting by myself in a pub drinking Guinness. But I would never sit in a pub by myself drinking lager 🤔
Not sure the ref has been fully briefed on the appropriate use of VAR during a Liverpool game.
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not sure the ref has been fully briefed on the appropriate use of VAR during a Liverpool game.
Appreciate I’m lucky to be able to afford it, but bonkers that 2 weeks in Dubai + Mauritius is cheaper than 2 weeks in an equivalent hotel in the Med. 😵💫
September 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Appreciate I’m lucky to be able to afford it, but bonkers that 2 weeks in Dubai + Mauritius is cheaper than 2 weeks in an equivalent hotel in the Med. 😵💫
After 1 game I can confirm Woltemade is better in build up play than any recently departed forwards.
September 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
After 1 game I can confirm Woltemade is better in build up play than any recently departed forwards.
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Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Little known fact, but all phones have a little speaker at the top that you can hold to your ear. It means you can have a private conversation without the whole world listening to it
Liverpool have agreed with Isak to sell him to Barca in 2 years time (according to Isak’s agent). It was always Barca.
September 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Liverpool have agreed with Isak to sell him to Barca in 2 years time (according to Isak’s agent). It was always Barca.
Just found out that a colleague’s brother works for Leverkusen & can get me a ticket 🤩🥳
September 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just found out that a colleague’s brother works for Leverkusen & can get me a ticket 🤩🥳
Ahhhh. Mute Isak. Mute lfc. Going to be a good day. 😁
September 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Ahhhh. Mute Isak. Mute lfc. Going to be a good day. 😁
What do all the ITKers do when the transfer windows are closed?
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
What do all the ITKers do when the transfer windows are closed?
Proud of myself message. 2 weeks into my total food replacement programme and I’m down a stone. Blood sugar & cholesterol also heading in right direction. 2 months & 2 weeks to go (not as though I’m counting 😩😂).
August 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Proud of myself message. 2 weeks into my total food replacement programme and I’m down a stone. Blood sugar & cholesterol also heading in right direction. 2 months & 2 weeks to go (not as though I’m counting 😩😂).
Wonder if the Makems will thank us for Wissa not being on the pitch to score that penalty.
August 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wonder if the Makems will thank us for Wissa not being on the pitch to score that penalty.
Still can’t quite get over spending a gazillion quod and still having to play Dalot. The Msn U decision makers might be the only people crap enough to finish below me in fantasy football.
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Still can’t quite get over spending a gazillion quod and still having to play Dalot. The Msn U decision makers might be the only people crap enough to finish below me in fantasy football.
Anybody want a player injured, just let me know. My betbuilder picks seem to be a voodoo doll. Sorry Delap.
August 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Anybody want a player injured, just let me know. My betbuilder picks seem to be a voodoo doll. Sorry Delap.
Whilst the current Man U situation is humorous, anybody else worried that they’ll come for Eddie and we end up with Jose?
August 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Whilst the current Man U situation is humorous, anybody else worried that they’ll come for Eddie and we end up with Jose?
I must have missed the ITKers informing us in advance about Woltemade. #nufc #charlatans
August 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I must have missed the ITKers informing us in advance about Woltemade. #nufc #charlatans
Memories of the last game we played in Marseille 😎🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺. And Aaron Hughes vs Drogba.
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Memories of the last game we played in Marseille 😎🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺. And Aaron Hughes vs Drogba.
Oh well. They can concentrate on the league now.
August 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh well. They can concentrate on the league now.
As long as Man U don’t leave it too long I think Dyche will still be able to keep them up.
August 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As long as Man U don’t leave it too long I think Dyche will still be able to keep them up.
Seems to be a growing number of fans from ‘big clubs’ showing they are completely unconcerned & disinterested in our little club by telling us all about this disinterest. 😂
August 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Seems to be a growing number of fans from ‘big clubs’ showing they are completely unconcerned & disinterested in our little club by telling us all about this disinterest. 😂
Decided. My next dog will be called Bruno.
August 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Decided. My next dog will be called Bruno.