an explainer for topical ointments, you say?

let me check the diary.

He gets to do documentaries about lovely dogs, and I get to do 12 retakes per line for 'Nauseating NPC 4' - I think we know who's winning

🏴‍☠️ And... dad and grandad, for giving our Wicks lot some West Country roots to summon up every now and then.

Yarrr, and indeed, harrr.

Hope you enjoy Eddie. I really, really loved him ⚓️

🏴‍☠️ Every single brilliant member of Firaxis's narrative, art & animation teams. Their work is outstanding. I spent most of our time together in awe of them and remain so. In a horribly unstable time for the industry, please support these unfathomably talented people. Signal boost when they need it.

🏴‍☠️ Thanks to my LA/NY rep BAC for hooking this big fish

🏴‍☠️ Frances Loy for being the perfect plundering partner with such treasured direction - my captain

🏴‍☠️ All the lovely landlubbers at Liquid Violet who are just magnificent, frankly, and made my first time there a total joy

Don't do it to yourself - it's an endless well of disappointment