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Peter Wicks
@peterwicks.com
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actor, done some voices, won some awards // heard in Civilization 7, Path of Exile 1 & 2, Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon, Last Epoch, Age of Darkness: Final Stand, World of Tanks, Marvel Move // he/him

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an explainer for topical ointments, you say?

let me check the diary.
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Here it is, the bane of my career
Screenshot of a Discord message. It reads: Update on this: Less I found another one, it seems that Edward Teach is voiced by Only Way is Essex star Peter Wicks?
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Some tidings, mateys. I’m Blackbeard in Civilization VII 🦜

Getting to bring Edward Teach to life in this legendary series was an absolute dream. And blimey, just LOOK AT HIM! My bloody beautiful piratey boy!

Loads of people to thank, not least the best damn narrative team in the biz...
A promotional poster for the video game Sid Meier's Civilization VII featuring the pirate, Edward Teach. He stands in the foreground with a long, braided black beard and a menacing expression, wearing a black pirate hat with gold rim and a lovely long coat. He's holding a cutlass over his shoulder. The background shows a sunset over the ocean with sailing ships. Text on the poster reads: "Edward Teach, Pirate Captain, 1680 - 1718 CE"
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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pov: you’re a *massive* house spider at a Halloween party and you’ve just been spotted by a mediocre white guy

(happy spooky day, comrades)
Low angle photograph of me, a bearded male approaching his 40s, in a pirate costume because I’m super basic. But I’m giving you a big smile and firing approving pointy fingers at you. Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Grounded reads only, comrades.
Photograph of a bald bearded man (me) overacting horribly in a sound booth. He wears headphones. There is a microphone in front of him. Please pit the microphone.
September 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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obsessed with the Time Lords’ new media wall
It’s a courtroom scene. There’s a big old screen attached to a wall. A delightful dude with a goatee is having a great time (it’s the Master). A load of bewildered actors look on.
September 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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new testimonial just dropped, cats. won't let it change me.
Black text on a white background. The area surrounding the words is blurred out. The text reads "Notes from the client said: We like Peter Wicks."
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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LiViNG fOR tHe wEeKenD
A man with an old-young face and white hair puts a glass of red wine to his lips. The man is Doctor Who (Jon Pertwee).
August 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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delivering subtlety and nuance, as ever.
a bald man with a beard in a stripy t-shirt, standing in front of a microphone in a sound booth, using all his face in place of any discernible voice acting talent.
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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And a very happy almost-anniversary to my oldest outstanding invoice – so proud, I love you 🎂
A screenshot of the invoice overview section of an accounting software platform. The text at the top reads 'Overview'. Underneath this, text in bold reads 'Status - Overdue'. A pop-up box in black contains white text which reads 'Due 356 Days Ago'. The project name, amount, and amount due are all redacted.
July 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Ho there, my vintage sci-fi lit squad.

Had a lovely time narrating the first few books in James White's remarkable Sector General series.

Prefer your space adventures pulpy, brimming with ET medical mysteries, and with added dinosaur? These are your cosmic jam:

www.audible.com/series/Secto...
A promotional image set against a dark, starry space background. The headline reads 'The Legendary Sci-Fi Series Now On Audiobook.' Below are the covers for three books in the Sector General series: 'Hospital Station,' showing a massive space hospital; 'Star Surgeon,' featuring a doctor in a futuristic hallway; and 'Major Operation,' depicting a high-tech lab. The bottom of the image reads, 'Sector General | By James White, Narrated by Peter Wicks'.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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life imitates art: dive-bombed by a gull, poo all over my slutty running hat, chased down the street by the beast
Keeper Gwylan – standing in the fortress of the Horns of the South and wearing his natty bird-scaring mask – from the videogame Tainted Grail: The Fall of Avalon. A subtitle reads "Are you ready for the next step in our fight against the flying, shitting enemy?". He's very normal.
July 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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good afternoon comrades, i hear you have a hankering for a slice of prime ~*{blep}*~
A small grey cat, lying down on a cosy bed. Her tongue is sticking out. Silly cat.
June 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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please, someone, make them stop
An AI generated image from a Green Party social media account. There are three cartoon figures with questionable limbs. One seems to be zapping himself in the face with a charging cable. The text reads “who you gonna call? Green Mythbusters”. I’m sorry, but what the fuck?! It’s the Isle of Man Green Party, by the way.
June 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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still can’t get over the fact our local **Green Party** just fucking loves using gen AI for all their social posts:
Screenshot of a Facebook post. The text above the image reads “one tank, one vision”. A square image below features a man driving a car. Fumes are pumping out from the exhaust pipe. The license plate reads “next stop: EV”. The image is rendered in a colourful illustrative style. It’s clearly AI generated.
June 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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eBay, please, I am at work.
Screenshot from an email client. The unread email is from eBay. The subject line reads: Time for a little self-love, Peter?
May 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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why is cat also mouse?
A small grey cat. But it looks like mouse. It’s all tucked up and cosy and sitting on a vile rug.
May 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Login, Traveller! 🕸️ Last Epoch Season 2 is HERE! So chuffed to share I'm the voice of Masque, your friendly(?) Acolyte of Golden Silk. Hope you enjoy his totally benevolent vibes. Massive congrats & thanks to the brilliant team at @eleventhhour.games.

Oh, and: Pet capybara. Supporter pack. Yes.
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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👀

Four hours.

@eleventhhour.games
A black image. In the bottom right hand corner, a figure in a mask appears. They are wearing a golden headpiece, which is adorned with a web-like pattern.
April 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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When you've got to stop this waste of time and money:
Michael Grade, a man with grey hair, is smiling.
April 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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"Vote for me, if you don't then you deserve what you get"

Admitting you've been ignored for 23 years is a bold play in politics.

But this champion slowly drove along in a Range Rover while a lovely elderly lady hand-delivered these masterpieces, so they've got my vote.
A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted. The text reads: There is a certain amount of corruption goes on within the commission, I have been the victim of it myself but I can't say anymore about that because it was discussed in private. There has been a lot talk over the last couple of years about a new toilet by Tesco (redacted) but nothing has been sorted yet - To much talk not enough action. I have got to try and stop this waste of time and money So if you think I am still up to the job vote for me, if you don't then you deserve what you get. YOUR POLLING STATION IS THE PUBLIC LIBRARY IN THE TOWN HALL The polling station will be open from 8am till 8pm. PUBLISHED BY (redacted)
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Someone, please, just thank this person for the altered tables.

(more rubble)
A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted. The text reads: Here is a few of my ideas that no notice was taken of - The reason a few years ago to destroy (redacted) was they had no fire escapes. I told them how to sort that out (took no notice) Now we have a very expensive heap of rubble. We had the offer of a possible swap of the bus station for the ground we have just bought to make a new bus station, and we could have the old one as a huge building site and the busses would have no more bother at race times. No notice was taken. I suggested the new (redacted) be heated with oil (still the cheapest) so they went for gas. (Redacted) was closed down because the flats were said to be to small. Two flats could have been knocked into one, a lot cheaper than knocking down and re building. Its going to be knocked down (more rubble) Now what have I done for the town apart from fight against stupidity and try and keep your rates down. I provided one hundred thousand pounds for a skate park for the kids. I saved seventeen thousand pounds altering tables in the town hall that I got no thanks for.
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Hello chat. This wonderful example of local democracy in action popped through my letterbox yesterday.

A symphony of hostility. You might enjoy it.

There is nothing wrong with my brain.
A very basic folded A4 pamphlet on plain white paper. The text is presented in a serif font. Some elements are redacted. The text reads: TOWN COMMISSION ELECTION Polling Day Thursday I am eighty years old now, not very mobile and I have been one of your commissioners since 2002. I think I have served you well so I am asking you to vote me in for another term. There is nothing wrong with my brain and I have never been afraid to speak my mind, common sense I'm afraid is not very common. I have put ideas to other commissioners and eventually they sink in, then they claim the ideas for their own. Please ask previous commissioners what they have done for (redacted town name) apart from wasting your money and painting toilets silly colours.
April 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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when you are me, an award-winning narrator in the medium of audiobooks:
Text reads "Massively disappointing. There is a new narrator, who is amateurish when compared to the original one."
April 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM