Petemanteau
@petertheellis.bsky.social
Owner of many animals and even more unnecessarily strong opinions. Expect comedy, music, pro wrestling, politics, movies, etc. Refugee from The Former Bird Place
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
Watch the social media accounts of people who wanted others fired for speaking ill of Charlie Kirk and you'll see something very interesting today
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watch the social media accounts of people who wanted others fired for speaking ill of Charlie Kirk and you'll see something very interesting today
My white ass thought this was a Cascadia flag
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My white ass thought this was a Cascadia flag
@danielobrien.bsky.social Wait I've heard this one
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@danielobrien.bsky.social Wait I've heard this one
A particular way in which social media has demolished our brains is that now everyone thinks they're a public figure who needs to draft a statement for the people whenever any significant event happens. You're not. You don't. You can just live, man.
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A particular way in which social media has demolished our brains is that now everyone thinks they're a public figure who needs to draft a statement for the people whenever any significant event happens. You're not. You don't. You can just live, man.
Look I couldn't stop thinking about this so I made it and now you have to look at it. When the muses speak, I must create.
June 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Look I couldn't stop thinking about this so I made it and now you have to look at it. When the muses speak, I must create.
It's so surreal that WWIII and Civil War II are kicking off right now & I'm like...at work? Doesn't feel real.
June 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's so surreal that WWIII and Civil War II are kicking off right now & I'm like...at work? Doesn't feel real.
New Star Wars show idea: Veep but it's the Empire
June 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
New Star Wars show idea: Veep but it's the Empire
Linguistically it seems weird that the words "subscribe" and "underwrite" don't mean the same thing
June 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Linguistically it seems weird that the words "subscribe" and "underwrite" don't mean the same thing
Doctor sold me meds for my horses; call that a farm assist
May 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Doctor sold me meds for my horses; call that a farm assist
Studies have shown that incidents of bad puns have groan in recent years
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Studies have shown that incidents of bad puns have groan in recent years
I'm so conflicted because I live in a town where small theaters are doing big numbers from A Minecraft Movie which is very heartening and wonderful to see but also I'm old so I'm just like "ughhhh things kids like are dumb"
April 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I'm so conflicted because I live in a town where small theaters are doing big numbers from A Minecraft Movie which is very heartening and wonderful to see but also I'm old so I'm just like "ughhhh things kids like are dumb"
Inside you there are two wolves. You wolf-slut.
April 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Inside you there are two wolves. You wolf-slut.
Getting a Twinkie from a vending machine & calling myself a "culinary prompt engineer"
April 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Getting a Twinkie from a vending machine & calling myself a "culinary prompt engineer"
Brutalism is great because people will be like "no it's good actually, look:" and then they'll show you a picture of a library that looks like an abandoned parking garage
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Brutalism is great because people will be like "no it's good actually, look:" and then they'll show you a picture of a library that looks like an abandoned parking garage
Star-bellied Sneetches get star-bellied steetches
March 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Star-bellied Sneetches get star-bellied steetches
Actually it's only a Roman salute if it happens in the Rome region of Italy, otherwise it's just sparkling ya know what I can't even do the joke right now; my country is hurtling straight into fascism and I have loved ones cheering it on, this fucking sucks guys
February 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Actually it's only a Roman salute if it happens in the Rome region of Italy, otherwise it's just sparkling ya know what I can't even do the joke right now; my country is hurtling straight into fascism and I have loved ones cheering it on, this fucking sucks guys
I'm like 10 minutes into Hundreds Of Beavers and this might already be literally the funniest movie I've ever seen
February 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm like 10 minutes into Hundreds Of Beavers and this might already be literally the funniest movie I've ever seen
Take control of your life; no one can stop you from buying sun-dried tomatoes at the grocery store and eating them straight out of the jar with a fork. No one...but you 🫵
February 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Take control of your life; no one can stop you from buying sun-dried tomatoes at the grocery store and eating them straight out of the jar with a fork. No one...but you 🫵
In a just world, RFK Jr. would be relegated to selling little vials of "Miracle Elixir" from a ramshackle wagon until he gets tarred & feathered and ridden out of town on a rail by a bunch of dudes in suspenders
February 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
In a just world, RFK Jr. would be relegated to selling little vials of "Miracle Elixir" from a ramshackle wagon until he gets tarred & feathered and ridden out of town on a rail by a bunch of dudes in suspenders
Sample of a typical NWers FB feed right now:
February 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sample of a typical NWers FB feed right now:
Yoooo they brought the GNX onstage ahhhh
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yoooo they brought the GNX onstage ahhhh
Damn, fly Birds fly I guess
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Damn, fly Birds fly I guess
People like to act like kids these days™️ are so entitled, but I'm here to tell you that the most entitled person you'll ever meet in your life is an ex-marine who smokes cigarettes
February 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
People like to act like kids these days™️ are so entitled, but I'm here to tell you that the most entitled person you'll ever meet in your life is an ex-marine who smokes cigarettes