Great excuse for not replying to emails though.

The Thunders mince pies you bought me a few years ago was a delicious treat.

This idea that having a driving licence is only necessary for commercial drivers is a new one, but really spreading amongst the Sovereign Citizens.

He didn't take a test or get a tax disc: "As is my right as a Sovereign Living Man I did not volunteer for such a tax as when I looked into this tax I discovered that it is in fact a licence for a mechanically propelled vehicle which would confirm me as a driver in commerce"

Amazing plot idea: man finds and reads his wife’s diary in which she claims she will kill him. Wanting to know how and when he will be killed, he reads on. On the last page, these questions are answered: the diary is poisoned. He dies. The diary is written in disappearing ink. Murder never suspected

“silent witness” themed party

Poor Derek. He has such a brilliant face, and you’re great dog-dads.

I haven’t even looked at it for months

This is brilliant. Haunting.