Peter McCollum
@petermccollum.bsky.social
Strategic communications consultant, food nerd, frequent flier mile baron. #GoZags!
I’m from home and wife and kids aren’t here, so I was a little concerned to hear the sound of a toilet flush coming from the bathroom by our back door.
Upon investigation I learned that our tuxedo cat has figured out how to flush the toilet.
Upon investigation I learned that our tuxedo cat has figured out how to flush the toilet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m from home and wife and kids aren’t here, so I was a little concerned to hear the sound of a toilet flush coming from the bathroom by our back door.
Upon investigation I learned that our tuxedo cat has figured out how to flush the toilet.
Upon investigation I learned that our tuxedo cat has figured out how to flush the toilet.
The Democratic Party is a tent big enough for everyone.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Democratic Party is a tent big enough for everyone.
They take up too much bed space.
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They take up too much bed space.
My wife does not care about baseball, but teaches behavioral health for MEDEX program at UW Medicine.
October 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My wife does not care about baseball, but teaches behavioral health for MEDEX program at UW Medicine.
I deeply appreciate @normeisen.bsky.social and @normornstein.bsky.social working to not be the only democratic norms left in DC.
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I deeply appreciate @normeisen.bsky.social and @normornstein.bsky.social working to not be the only democratic norms left in DC.
Hopefully that is true, but the points of friction about ‘bigger’ and ‘movement’ are more than numerical.
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hopefully that is true, but the points of friction about ‘bigger’ and ‘movement’ are more than numerical.
I came out of reading this back and forth 10 IQ points dumber than when I started.
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I came out of reading this back and forth 10 IQ points dumber than when I started.
Vlad Jr. had a huge night. 2-4 with a HR, 2 Runs, 2 RBI. Then pulled a Moonlight Graham - saving a life by performing CPR on an invisible fan who nearly asphyxiated after choking on a hot dog.
October 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Vlad Jr. had a huge night. 2-4 with a HR, 2 Runs, 2 RBI. Then pulled a Moonlight Graham - saving a life by performing CPR on an invisible fan who nearly asphyxiated after choking on a hot dog.
One man wrecking crew.
October 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One man wrecking crew.
Larsen’s Bakery
September 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Larsen’s Bakery
Vice President JD Vance hunched over his phone in a dark secluded corner of the Naval Observatory, quietly muttering, “Just one heartbeat away,” while furiously whacking off to a White House press pool photo of Oval Office couch for the third time of the night.
September 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Vice President JD Vance hunched over his phone in a dark secluded corner of the Naval Observatory, quietly muttering, “Just one heartbeat away,” while furiously whacking off to a White House press pool photo of Oval Office couch for the third time of the night.
Text conversation with oldest kid about cat chores
September 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Text conversation with oldest kid about cat chores
Text message conversation with the oldest kid about morning chores.
September 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Text message conversation with the oldest kid about morning chores.
Yahoo Sport play by play isn’t even programmed to handle the play for that TD.
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Yahoo Sport play by play isn’t even programmed to handle the play for that TD.
I wondered what this was about. NVIDIA will barely take as a dip as sales shift to China, but the downstream effects on other companies, construction, and labor market will be notable.
September 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wondered what this was about. NVIDIA will barely take as a dip as sales shift to China, but the downstream effects on other companies, construction, and labor market will be notable.
They’re pretty awesome.
September 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
They’re pretty awesome.
Trump’s Energy Secretary 9/5/25:
“Expediting permitting of energy projects in an ‘emergency’ causes bad things to happen”
Trump 1/20/25:
Declares up national energy emergency to expedite permitting of energy projects.
“Expediting permitting of energy projects in an ‘emergency’ causes bad things to happen”
Trump 1/20/25:
Declares up national energy emergency to expedite permitting of energy projects.
September 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Trump’s Energy Secretary 9/5/25:
“Expediting permitting of energy projects in an ‘emergency’ causes bad things to happen”
Trump 1/20/25:
Declares up national energy emergency to expedite permitting of energy projects.
“Expediting permitting of energy projects in an ‘emergency’ causes bad things to happen”
Trump 1/20/25:
Declares up national energy emergency to expedite permitting of energy projects.
It’s a great parenting hack.
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It’s a great parenting hack.
Kinda disappointed I couldn’t find room for Justin Leone or Cliff Lee.
September 3, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Kinda disappointed I couldn’t find room for Justin Leone or Cliff Lee.
Lucy, you’ve got some splinin’ to do!
September 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Lucy, you’ve got some splinin’ to do!
I respect that Tom prioritized remediation of annoying replies.
August 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I respect that Tom prioritized remediation of annoying replies.