Old people are not the problem, however specific people have spent their entire lives accumulating wealth and power at the detriment of others, and at this point those people have maxed out their age stats cause nothing else seems to be taking them out.

Hero behavior.

What about a boxy little robot knight?

☝️👀☝️

I try to always forget the lawyers.

This tbh. Salary work is hard to come by.

Monday: Hire 1000 balloon artists.
Tuesday: Delete all employee records.
Wednesday: Cancel insurance for CEO.
Thursday: File for bankruptcy (incorrectly).
Friday: Hire 1000 balloon artists.

This is... So unhinged. I don't have the words, but I sure as shit hope they sue.

"Ew, why did I steal this?" *Hucks out window.*

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...