Peter Berger
@peterb.bsky.social
effort + coffee = software. See also @peterb@mathstodon.xyz
It's hilarious that you don't realize how shitty this makes you look.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's hilarious that you don't realize how shitty this makes you look.
Hey @opg.bsky.social I regret to inform you that on Edmund Fitzgerald day I have decided that AI is good actually, because it answered this question (and I don't really care if it's wrong).
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey @opg.bsky.social I regret to inform you that on Edmund Fitzgerald day I have decided that AI is good actually, because it answered this question (and I don't really care if it's wrong).
This is a "WAT" level javascript moment for me.
("Technically" a 2-tuple is foldable, only over its second component, although it's not clear to me why you''d want this to even type check.)
("Technically" a 2-tuple is foldable, only over its second component, although it's not clear to me why you''d want this to even type check.)
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is a "WAT" level javascript moment for me.
("Technically" a 2-tuple is foldable, only over its second component, although it's not clear to me why you''d want this to even type check.)
("Technically" a 2-tuple is foldable, only over its second component, although it's not clear to me why you''d want this to even type check.)
I need to write a talk solely for the purpose of presenting this slide and then never being invited to an FP conference again.
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I need to write a talk solely for the purpose of presenting this slide and then never being invited to an FP conference again.
> Do I sound mad?
Yes.
Yes.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
> Do I sound mad?
Yes.
Yes.
When you have literally no idea whatsoever what the word "organizing" means, BUT you also have a deep-seated psychological need to gatekeep people out of movements and keep posting through it.
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
When you have literally no idea whatsoever what the word "organizing" means, BUT you also have a deep-seated psychological need to gatekeep people out of movements and keep posting through it.
Like or hate Will Stancil, his ability to lure people into hurling themselves into saying the stupidest possible things in public is undeniable.
October 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Like or hate Will Stancil, his ability to lure people into hurling themselves into saying the stupidest possible things in public is undeniable.
Literally the top google hit my dude.
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Literally the top google hit my dude.
I'm just saying our passports are MUCH less cool than they could be.
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I'm just saying our passports are MUCH less cool than they could be.
It's worth mentioning that in the SECOND issue of Superman (1939), Superman intervenes in a war in Boravia, so Gunn is actually making a callback to the original stories (which he does a LOT in his movie). In that story, Boravia was involved in a civil war, not a border conflict.
September 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's worth mentioning that in the SECOND issue of Superman (1939), Superman intervenes in a war in Boravia, so Gunn is actually making a callback to the original stories (which he does a LOT in his movie). In that story, Boravia was involved in a civil war, not a border conflict.
Ah yes my favorite argument, "Well, the fact that I could believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs"
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Ah yes my favorite argument, "Well, the fact that I could believe it tells you something about the current state of affairs"
Eyyyyyyy, whadda youse folks mean, threat? I was just sayin' how 'dis is such a nice restaurant and it would be a real SHAME if anything was to, y'know, happen to it. Dat's not a threat, it's just polite whaddyacall conversation, see?
@joshtpm.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social
@joshtpm.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Eyyyyyyy, whadda youse folks mean, threat? I was just sayin' how 'dis is such a nice restaurant and it would be a real SHAME if anything was to, y'know, happen to it. Dat's not a threat, it's just polite whaddyacall conversation, see?
@joshtpm.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social
@joshtpm.bsky.social @whstancil.bsky.social
Pleased to announce the release of my "Software Architect Master Class" that explains everything you need to know about scaling large systems in one slide.
September 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Pleased to announce the release of my "Software Architect Master Class" that explains everything you need to know about scaling large systems in one slide.
Bluesky don't fabricate quotes challenge level: impossible.
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Bluesky don't fabricate quotes challenge level: impossible.
I'm old fashioned about quoting people, even people I think are terrible.
September 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm old fashioned about quoting people, even people I think are terrible.
Like this seems undeniably like a toxic hellstew!
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Like this seems undeniably like a toxic hellstew!
It's actually OK and good to accuse people posting "Kill yourself hurr hurr hurrrrrr" of bad faith.
September 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's actually OK and good to accuse people posting "Kill yourself hurr hurr hurrrrrr" of bad faith.
[CW: self-harm]
If this poor kid had asked ChatGPT to generate an image of Moana from the Disney movie, he couldn't have bypassed ChatGPT's safety protocols in a billion years. The lack of care around their suicide detection systems is horrific. Negligence at a minimum, maybe worse.
If this poor kid had asked ChatGPT to generate an image of Moana from the Disney movie, he couldn't have bypassed ChatGPT's safety protocols in a billion years. The lack of care around their suicide detection systems is horrific. Negligence at a minimum, maybe worse.
August 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
[CW: self-harm]
If this poor kid had asked ChatGPT to generate an image of Moana from the Disney movie, he couldn't have bypassed ChatGPT's safety protocols in a billion years. The lack of care around their suicide detection systems is horrific. Negligence at a minimum, maybe worse.
If this poor kid had asked ChatGPT to generate an image of Moana from the Disney movie, he couldn't have bypassed ChatGPT's safety protocols in a billion years. The lack of care around their suicide detection systems is horrific. Negligence at a minimum, maybe worse.
Made this in-joke meme for a friend and now I can't stop laughing to myself about it.
August 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Made this in-joke meme for a friend and now I can't stop laughing to myself about it.
I'm so sorry for the loss of your dignity.
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'm so sorry for the loss of your dignity.
GET OUT OF MY MIND, SUCCESSFUL CAT
August 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
GET OUT OF MY MIND, SUCCESSFUL CAT