Pete Kotz
@petekotz.bsky.social
Still searching for my redeeming quality, which got lost at the airport in 2019.
America, always classy.
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
America, always classy.
He's been too busy auditioning to play a micro penis in a commercial for testosterone booster.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
He's been too busy auditioning to play a micro penis in a commercial for testosterone booster.
Stephen Miller can only be repelled with garlic and sunlight.
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Stephen Miller can only be repelled with garlic and sunlight.
At this moment, Laura Loomer's melting under her witch hat.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
At this moment, Laura Loomer's melting under her witch hat.
That's the same shirt JD poses in in his Grindr photo under the account Mascara Cowboy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
That's the same shirt JD poses in in his Grindr photo under the account Mascara Cowboy.
The winds of MAGA can briefly turn in any direction, but always end in a light, whiny rain.
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The winds of MAGA can briefly turn in any direction, but always end in a light, whiny rain.
Todd Starnes is such a keen observer of the human condition.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Todd Starnes is such a keen observer of the human condition.
Agreed, Sam. This has the staying power of an ice cream cone.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Agreed, Sam. This has the staying power of an ice cream cone.
The guy who alerted Hegseth to the optics problem with this has since been fired for being in touch with basic social norms.
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The guy who alerted Hegseth to the optics problem with this has since been fired for being in touch with basic social norms.
You really need a competitive resume of failure to reach the top of MAGA world. Being a garden variety fuckup just won't cut it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You really need a competitive resume of failure to reach the top of MAGA world. Being a garden variety fuckup just won't cut it.
JD Vance has really improved my cussing. Every time I read about it, I'm forced to come up with new material because the old stuff just doesn't seem adequate.
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
JD Vance has really improved my cussing. Every time I read about it, I'm forced to come up with new material because the old stuff just doesn't seem adequate.
The main criterion for appearing on the Scooter Carlson Show is a total lack of self-awareness.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The main criterion for appearing on the Scooter Carlson Show is a total lack of self-awareness.
Agreed, Kevin. He'll stop wanting to kill people if we just get him a Happy Meal.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Agreed, Kevin. He'll stop wanting to kill people if we just get him a Happy Meal.
Just because Trump is a sociopath and serial rapist doesn't mean we should always assume the worst of him. We're better than that, people.
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just because Trump is a sociopath and serial rapist doesn't mean we should always assume the worst of him. We're better than that, people.
"Cuntabulous sac of ballnuts." Love you're pioneering spirit in taking insults to a higher level, Blue.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"Cuntabulous sac of ballnuts." Love you're pioneering spirit in taking insults to a higher level, Blue.
You've reached peak MAGA when you're too depraved for even Dick Cheney.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You've reached peak MAGA when you're too depraved for even Dick Cheney.
That's what happens when pumpkins can't afford dental insurance. You don't see this happening to Canadian pumpkins.
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That's what happens when pumpkins can't afford dental insurance. You don't see this happening to Canadian pumpkins.
You know Orange Pinochet has jumped the shark when even Fox guys start objecting.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know Orange Pinochet has jumped the shark when even Fox guys start objecting.
Trump just keeps cementing his lead as the worst human being in America. He's wholly without any redeeming quality.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trump just keeps cementing his lead as the worst human being in America. He's wholly without any redeeming quality.
A hundred bucks says Trump only releases a fraction of the files, claiming he needs to protect the victims. Or he'll claim he released them all while holding a giant bonfire at a dump in Virginia.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A hundred bucks says Trump only releases a fraction of the files, claiming he needs to protect the victims. Or he'll claim he released them all while holding a giant bonfire at a dump in Virginia.
Surely ace reporter Matt Taibbi is aware that, in the last email release, Trump was mentioned 1,100 times, more than anyone else. But the professional victims always claim persecution. Alpha man is just a synonym for man-baby.
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Surely ace reporter Matt Taibbi is aware that, in the last email release, Trump was mentioned 1,100 times, more than anyone else. But the professional victims always claim persecution. Alpha man is just a synonym for man-baby.