Pete Kotz
@petekotz.bsky.social
Still searching for my redeeming quality, which got lost at the airport in 2019.
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How to maintain your celibacy in a single step.
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's no getting around that you're a special kind of stupid if you believed -- with no evidence whatsoever -- in stolen elections and a uniparty deep state. But at least it's a start in the long, long road to a functioning mind.
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Plus he's 79-years-old and grandma can't stop him from playing dress up with her makeup kit.
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
August 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
If only there was a way to keep children from being shot and not bankrupt their families if they're lucky enough to survive.
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
August 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
An elderly man blubbering incoherently in a golf cart is only "shock and awe" for those worried he that escaped from the nursing home.
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
August 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Radical Left President "DONALD J. TRUMP" (no six pack!) CUCKHOLDED by "Favorite Governor" Gavin Newsom! Melanie drooling (needs bib)! Trump has "Weak Biceps," can't even find them! No Viagra SHIPMENT to White House from Pfizer "This Month!" WOKE CEO MUST BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY!
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.
August 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Caption: Man wholly lacking in self-awareness shows off prized baseball hat collection as guests feign interest to keep him from cozying up with a serial killer.
Gavin Newsom, riding that big horse.
August 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Gavin Newsom, riding that big horse.
A reminder that the Israeli government is not the same as the Israeli people, just as we'd hope the world would see that we are not all Trump.
August 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A reminder that the Israeli government is not the same as the Israeli people, just as we'd hope the world would see that we are not all Trump.
Has anyone else noticed the deterioration of ass-kissing? Where the innovation? The new material? It feels like the bootlickers are just mailing it in.
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Has anyone else noticed the deterioration of ass-kissing? Where the innovation? The new material? It feels like the bootlickers are just mailing it in.
Turns out that Putin's not afraid of a 79-year-old trust fund punk after all. Sad.
August 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Turns out that Putin's not afraid of a 79-year-old trust fund punk after all. Sad.
Breaking news: Alpha Male Asks Army Corps of Engineers to Make Nature a Safe Space So He Can Go Kayaking.
August 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Breaking news: Alpha Male Asks Army Corps of Engineers to Make Nature a Safe Space So He Can Go Kayaking.
Grandma forgot to put on his makeup today.
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Grandma forgot to put on his makeup today.
It's so nice to see that Kash Patel is comfortable with his sexuality. Maybe he can help Lindsey Graham?
August 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It's so nice to see that Kash Patel is comfortable with his sexuality. Maybe he can help Lindsey Graham?
The line of countries smarter than us is beginning to rap around the block.
August 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The line of countries smarter than us is beginning to rap around the block.
I this image doesn't exude American might, I don't know what does.
July 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I this image doesn't exude American might, I don't know what does.
Apparently President Goober has never been to Iowa.
July 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Apparently President Goober has never been to Iowa.
Yet more proof that Canada is our superior. If only they'd make us their suburb.
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Yet more proof that Canada is our superior. If only they'd make us their suburb.
Whenever Mike Johnson faces a moral quandary he asks himself, "What would Judas do?"
July 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Whenever Mike Johnson faces a moral quandary he asks himself, "What would Judas do?"
Traditional family values, explained.
July 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Traditional family values, explained.
Texas is the cousin North Korea won't invite to family reunions.
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Texas is the cousin North Korea won't invite to family reunions.
Fine print disclaimer: "This historic legal action will be quietly dropped the day before my deposition. We don't want to get carried away with the historic part."
July 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Fine print disclaimer: "This historic legal action will be quietly dropped the day before my deposition. We don't want to get carried away with the historic part."