Jake and Leanne on how many traitors were left in the final four...

#TheTraitors

I listened for 77,612 minutes in 2024.

Some things never change.

#SpotifyWrapped
open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

Got a fair ol' list of @taskmaster.tv wishlist contestants.

Sean Lock is up there, but sadly departed. Terry Wogan too. Would also very much like Isy Suttie.

I seem to be getting fed some Liverpool FC content in my Discover feed.

This is worse than anything Twitter ever did to me.

#Duolingo is getting worse and worse now that you can't do free practice to make up your hearts.

But where else am I going to learn how to write my Fesshole submissions as Gaeilge?

Arsenal and Liverpool fans would have you believe that Kane is no better than Jefferson Louis...

Baffled by the hate he gets.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

YouTube is borderline unbearable with all the ads these days.

I may despise international breaks, but if it means seeing San Marino win promotion in the Nations League, I'll bear it a little bit.

Kyle Walker picking up Jayson Molumby as if the lad was an errant toddler. Grow up fella. #ENGvIRE

I don't care how brazen this is: if this gets 20 reposts I'll post about one of the greatest tasks of my Taskmaster series, which would be talked about today as much as the trouser theft/texting/song etc, but which was NEVER BROADCAST ON THE SHOW. Or 10, whatever. I'd probably do it for 1.

The ability to switch between accounts on this app is a leeeetle clunky IMO.

Get it sorted Zuckermusk!

#thisplaceuseshashtagsyeah

Is there, like, an Ashes 2010/1 Starter Pack?

Oh, I do also fully expect this to be like:

a) my brief flirtation with Threads. Like, honestly?
b) my dazzling ill-timed personal return to Twitter

Look, I feel awfully old at the moment and the idea of going through the same genesis as I did with Twitter back in 2008 seems rather overwhelming.