BREAKING NEWS: Today I used a piece of wood that I kept in my garage since 2008 in case I might one day need it.

Indeed, this is where we are.

I’m not sure they know what mandate means.

Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.

Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.

I’m old enough to remember when firing an FBI director for overseeing investigations into you was a major national scandal, grounds for impeachment, and a possible basis to investigate obstruction of justice.

Now it’s presidential business as usual with no legal recourse.

The amount of cherry-picked information that they’ll release as truth is going to be head spinning.

The next administration is going to be a what if of The Handmaids Tale and idiocracy had a baby and it got thrown down the stairs.