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Pete J
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(/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.
Is that $100M°C or F? If it's measured in Fahrenheit, it's only $55,555,538°C, which is an absolute bargain! 😆
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
That's quite the thread.

I am so glad you are well enough to shitpost about Meta. And I am sorry to hear about your mum. Recover well.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
58 minutes of joy that one. And a band that was way better than the sum of its parts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
More cake barminess from 🇬🇧

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Pontefract cake - Wikipedia
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November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
HS2?
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.

This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.
Foretoken — parkrun finish tokens on your phone
Pete Johns (/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.
johnsy.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Alas.

This is not about protecting kids.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hopefully all of those pernicious gambling platforms that target young folk with their "bet with your mates" guff will be first in the bin.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I've been thinking about creating finish tokens on-the-fly for when big events I support run out of finish tokens (which they do) for a while now. I finally got the time to build this.
johnsy.com/foretoken/
Foretoken - parkrun Finish Token Generator
Generate parkrun finish tokens for scanning when events run out of physical tokens. Supports both 1D and 2D QR codes.
johnsy.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Reminds me of Icelandic exit signs, which I presume were written by Andy Capp.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Would buy.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Congratulations to you both!
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Together we reached my stretch fundraising goal, for which I am grateful. If you've not had a chance to contribute yet, and you want to help kids like Harry, whatever you can spare at will be appreciated. 🙏💙

Nearly there! #GCC25 🚴💪
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
A pedal in the rain is nothing like the experience these folks get to live through.
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Riding into driving rain on Sunday and Monday did have me thinking less about the ride and more about *why* I am riding. About little kids like Harry <https://greatcyclechallenge.com.au/about/the-kids/meet-harry> and his family.
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM