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Neima Shahbazi
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Dallas should kick the Mavericks out of the city. If this is them trying to get leverage, then don't let them have it easy. Make the NBA realize they just let a top 5 market get away.
@jayzeddy.bsky.social your presence was requested last night on Cirque
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just a random thought for no reason whatsoever: I wonder who owns the podcast when they retire and if they started their own later, could this turn into a non-compete situation?

No answers needed, just thoughts.
Jub-Jub, Junior, and Gordo… now in podcast form.
For the first time ever, highlights and exclusive moments from the Ticket’s legendary morning show—on demand, every week. Subscribe now and never miss a minute of the madness.
June 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
People really do win on Cirque du Sirois #CDS #THF
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
40th birthday gift came early!
March 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by Neima Shahbazi
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
New Law Requires Texans To Show ID To Buy Phallic Foods
AUSTIN, TX—In an effort to crack down on the statewide proliferation of adult foodstuffs, the Texas Legislature passed a new law Friday requiring all residents to show identification to buy phallic fo...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Been thinking about this from #RTJ a lot recently. "The newest lowest on the totem" is a lot closer than you think.
March 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@shannme.bsky.social you had a Reatta, right? Let me know if you need me to test drive it for you.

Side note: I don't really need a reason, I might do it anyway.

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March 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Valentine's Day
YouTube video by Outkast - Topic
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February 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Reposted by Neima Shahbazi
smu, welcome to the revolution, comrades
February 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Looks oddly familiar @dallasmavs.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If you don't believe they're doing everything they can to leave Dallas, I don't know what to tell you
February 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dallas should kick the Mavericks out of the city. If this is them trying to get leverage, then don't let them have it easy. Make the NBA realize they just let a top 5 market get away.
February 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I know I'm way late to the game, but man I've been sleeping on Father John Misty. Just off my radar and would listen to his songs randomly. His new album is great though, I've been listening to it non-stop.
December 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Spotted a Dumb Zone sweatshirt in the wild at a Tom Thumb off Preston/Frankford. If that was you: hi!
a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
ALT: a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Literally follow all your favorite people with one click. Thank you @joebreslin.bsky.social for setting this up!
Adding this here for new follows

go.bsky.app/2cFCUVa
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 AM
I love seeing all my favorite people on here. I missed you all terribly.
a woman with glasses says group hug in a dark room
ALT: a woman with glasses says group hug in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Reposted by Neima Shahbazi
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM