I love that my doctor will tell me to cut down on alcohol, sugary foods, all the things one should just cut down on generally speaking.

But never caffeine. They are right in that boat with me. They know.

Me: "I'd just like to be a functional human being."

Therapist: "Okay, what does that look like for you?"

Me: "Idk. Knitting, probably."

This show is so good, don't sleep on it. Literally episode one I paused five minutes in to gush about the use of color

Jokes on you I just made tempura and I'm not gonna fucking share

New vape flavor idea: corn flakes

The fact that spiderman has become the marvel rivals menace is some combination of "how out of character" and "good for her"

*Low budget, low effort chef on YouTube* proceeds to make the most delicious looking dish you've ever seen

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

want to make your own healthcare decisions? Too bad! We found a burlap sack filled with worms and he will do it for you

the major difference between this grift and crypto is every tech fuckwad you know learned to lean in EVEN HARDER this time around

I always used to brush off attempts to interest new folks to a fandom through a movie/video game/new piece of media, but now I find myself thoroughly researching the meaning and context behind marvel rivals barks

- the formula for velocity
- gas physics
- goats

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