We used to be a country

Up at 3am on Zillow looking at what properties I’d buy in New York, New Orleans, and Los Angeles if I randomly won $75 million

Some days i wake up with a big smile on my face catching a glimpse of the beautiful blue sky so full of hope and energy and then I remember we’re in the timeline where Benito & Kendall are dating.

Expecting someone who is irrational to be rational makes you irrational.

I guess we on the discover tap for today

Nobody ever worries about the person who has to worry about everyone else.

Claire Danes always plays characters with the most lollipop ass hair cuts and still manages to look like the most dignified hot rich woman

Anybody wanna come clean my room? It’s a mess

How I sleep to chaotic ASMR lives that my entire friends and family think I’m a masochist for listening to

people deny the existence of aliens when mitch mcconnell has been in front of us this entire time

unlike you, i get my news from a reliable source

So can we say fuck on here?