Tom
@permanentfixture.bsky.social
Meh ;)
Here to pass the time and perhaps get a different perspective on life. Used to be right (blue) leaning now left (yellow) leaning. My posts/replies here are nonsense, made for satirical effect, and I don’t mean to directly offend. Save Ferris!
Here to pass the time and perhaps get a different perspective on life. Used to be right (blue) leaning now left (yellow) leaning. My posts/replies here are nonsense, made for satirical effect, and I don’t mean to directly offend. Save Ferris!
Oh the bell ringing is a delight and the child loved it. It’s the religious zealots then trying to indoctrinate the kid away from their birth/heritage religion to worship the magic man in the sky that forced us to stop.
December 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Oh the bell ringing is a delight and the child loved it. It’s the religious zealots then trying to indoctrinate the kid away from their birth/heritage religion to worship the magic man in the sky that forced us to stop.
Love your stuff Matt!
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Love your stuff Matt!
A nice bell to end your column inches would be the crowning glory for an engorging year.
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A nice bell to end your column inches would be the crowning glory for an engorging year.
Ah the enshittification user content exploitation cycle is nearly complete. We have moved from “free platform where we farm your data to cover costs and make a bit of cash” to “now you have to pay us to farm your data to build AI to create data to farm you”.
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ah the enshittification user content exploitation cycle is nearly complete. We have moved from “free platform where we farm your data to cover costs and make a bit of cash” to “now you have to pay us to farm your data to build AI to create data to farm you”.
I’m pretty sure this was the conversation starter that lead to Cave Dameron sticking his dick in Miss Piggy
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I’m pretty sure this was the conversation starter that lead to Cave Dameron sticking his dick in Miss Piggy
Until, like me, you get knocked off your push bike on the way to work and become a very good customer of the NHS :/
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Until, like me, you get knocked off your push bike on the way to work and become a very good customer of the NHS :/
Tell them there’s 8,000 bitcoin on a hard drive you left out for them last week… didn’t they notice it? Might want to have a quick soft at the tip…
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Tell them there’s 8,000 bitcoin on a hard drive you left out for them last week… didn’t they notice it? Might want to have a quick soft at the tip…
This makes me so angry I will destroy you etc lol /s
December 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
This makes me so angry I will destroy you etc lol /s
@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social one for b3ta
December 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social one for b3ta
Only to be replaced by crushed plastic and lithium batteries which the bastard squirrels won’t eat…
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Only to be replaced by crushed plastic and lithium batteries which the bastard squirrels won’t eat…
Was in sainos today. Hate self checkout. Hate gamification of discounts. Feel old. Feel sorry for anyone older/less technically competent having to pay full price. Even doing a simple shop feels adversarial. Damn butler and his half a day off a year.
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Was in sainos today. Hate self checkout. Hate gamification of discounts. Feel old. Feel sorry for anyone older/less technically competent having to pay full price. Even doing a simple shop feels adversarial. Damn butler and his half a day off a year.
It’s a meme thing that only da yoof understand - and South Park did a whole episode on it recently.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s a meme thing that only da yoof understand - and South Park did a whole episode on it recently.
I’m not sure they would have even saved any centrist or left leaning people…. ;)
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m not sure they would have even saved any centrist or left leaning people…. ;)
Hey you sound cute let’s synergise our domain expertise….
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November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hey you sound cute let’s synergise our domain expertise….
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And for those of you listening in black and white, don’t forget that tomorrow is green bin day in Redbridge, red food bin day in Greenbridge, and black bin day in Whitehaven.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 AM
And for those of you listening in black and white, don’t forget that tomorrow is green bin day in Redbridge, red food bin day in Greenbridge, and black bin day in Whitehaven.
When funded I will specifically ask for half a book. But I’ll wait til it’s in the shops. And then I want it autographed, on the half I’m not paying for. Haha!
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When funded I will specifically ask for half a book. But I’ll wait til it’s in the shops. And then I want it autographed, on the half I’m not paying for. Haha!
Mel Gibson starring in Lethal Sandwich 2. White bread, brown bread…
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Mel Gibson starring in Lethal Sandwich 2. White bread, brown bread…
And only if it’s where matron would put it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
And only if it’s where matron would put it.