Man, remember when Elon Mush's whole thing was getting humanity to mars? What ever happened to that Elon?

She cubin' on my missile till I cry, sis

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes

me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

technological ouroboros isn’t real and can’t hurt you
technological ouroboros :
[ #digitalart ]

piercing my face with the staple remover as many times as it takes to get my boss to send me home

I’m always looking for things that explain a lot but that people have a hard time remembering.

Examples: Air is stuff. Pee comes from blood. All land vertebrates have a single common ancestor. Venus is bright enough to cast visible shadows. Clouds are heavy. Bones are alive.

Any others you know?

Skyline seems like a good word for bluesky feed. Now we just gotta find a word for "bluesky post" that isn't a synonym with nut...

Waffle House should serve liquor

Please, I'm BEGGING yall not to call these skeets. I'm not about to be using the nut app.

Nailing Jesus Christ, the carpenter, to a wooden cross was a real Danganronpa ass execution