Perfect Desecration
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Yes, I kiss the homies goodnight. So what. That's what good boys deserve ☺️
Some of y'all wouldn't marry your undocumented hoes and homies to save them from ICE and it shows. Do better. ✊🏿
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Some of y'all wouldn't marry your undocumented hoes and homies to save them from ICE and it shows. Do better. ✊🏿
The richest man in the world says that Americans are wasting their money. 😐 Thank you Elon for putting the "Moron" in Oxymoron.
February 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The richest man in the world says that Americans are wasting their money. 😐 Thank you Elon for putting the "Moron" in Oxymoron.
Read today: Coming back to TikTok feels "like someone broke up with me meanly and publicly and then comes in today like nothing happened."
January 20, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Read today: Coming back to TikTok feels "like someone broke up with me meanly and publicly and then comes in today like nothing happened."
"We had everything we wanted, then we fucked it up."
January 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"We had everything we wanted, then we fucked it up."
Sending holiday hugs and kisses to you all! 🫂😘❤️
December 24, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Sending holiday hugs and kisses to you all! 🫂😘❤️
The same people who think a book will make you gay also think a book will make God love you. Let that sink in.
November 30, 2024 at 2:36 AM
The same people who think a book will make you gay also think a book will make God love you. Let that sink in.
...I'm seeing dick on my feed and I don't know why 😅
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
...I'm seeing dick on my feed and I don't know why 😅
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I can be your favorite song. You can sing me in the shower. I'll keep you company in those long car rides to the places you love to visit. 🫂
November 23, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I can be your favorite song. You can sing me in the shower. I'll keep you company in those long car rides to the places you love to visit. 🫂
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From The Archives: Teenagers Explain What It’s Like Partying With Matt Gaetz
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November 21, 2024 at 5:27 PM
From The Archives: Teenagers Explain What It’s Like Partying With Matt Gaetz
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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... My bed just called me "lazy". I'm offended. 😑
November 18, 2024 at 10:31 PM
... My bed just called me "lazy". I'm offended. 😑
This is my stream of consciousness. It's empty. You're welcome.
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 AM
This is my stream of consciousness. It's empty. You're welcome.
Just letting y'all know, if I get drafted, I'm sleeping with ALL the men. Let this be a warning.
November 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Just letting y'all know, if I get drafted, I'm sleeping with ALL the men. Let this be a warning.