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peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social
Soirée
@peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social
[18+, MDNI, NON-LEWD]
Just as if reflected in the mirror
Everything looks the same!
So why, I wonder, do we see the world in such different ways?
Why so?
–I have no idea!
my sister left this fucking homunculus in the kitchen and i'm scared to get another beer man
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
where's
the fucking oilpan
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
customer states the starter is broken

starter's not there to begin with.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
told my friend i could cover the tab and i opened my wallet and this isn't my wallet
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
DUDE
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
you wouldn't last on the streets they raised me on
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
[ooc]

i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ketripon on tumblr for this!!!
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the key word in 'barely passes' in a inspection is 'passes'.

this thing even has a parking break.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
hear me out
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
IT'S FUCKING PISSING
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
fuck it man fuck it whatever i don't know fucking just send this thing to the junkyard
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the goop man has gone too fucking far this time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
this fucking asshole walked in, said he's tired, then went to bed?
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
hm.
frog :)
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
[ anyway this is me. if you care. ]
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
old man gerson's jalopy is finally resting in peace with him.
really nice car

when it wasn't crushed by trees. that is.
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
looks around frightened
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
[ burps coughs and maybe even pukes ]
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
customer came in and tire pressure light was on

yea the bottom right tire pressure's a lil low buddy
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
found some yummy snacks when i drained the oil

just kidding. engine's fucked.
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
customer stated 'new light in engine'
yeah
that's uh
that's a new light alright.
October 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
what the fuck is that.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM