Soirée
@peregrinatemchanic.bsky.social
[18+, MDNI, NON-LEWD]
Just as if reflected in the mirror
Everything looks the same!
So why, I wonder, do we see the world in such different ways?
Why so?
–I have no idea!
Just as if reflected in the mirror
Everything looks the same!
So why, I wonder, do we see the world in such different ways?
Why so?
–I have no idea!
Pinned
Reposted by Soirée
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
what's that fucking racket
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
what's that fucking racket
my sister left this fucking homunculus in the kitchen and i'm scared to get another beer man
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
my sister left this fucking homunculus in the kitchen and i'm scared to get another beer man
where's
the fucking oilpan
the fucking oilpan
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 AM
where's
the fucking oilpan
the fucking oilpan
customer states the starter is broken
starter's not there to begin with.
starter's not there to begin with.
October 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
customer states the starter is broken
starter's not there to begin with.
starter's not there to begin with.
kissed a girl once
is this anything
is this anything
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
kissed a girl once
is this anything
is this anything
told my friend i could cover the tab and i opened my wallet and this isn't my wallet
October 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
told my friend i could cover the tab and i opened my wallet and this isn't my wallet
[ @mewlabs.bsky.social ]
[ It looks like she's taking up on the offer. Her car's pulled up, and with one, loud rev... Well, she's bounding out. Popping the trunk. A toolbag she's stringing over her shoulder, then she's hoisting a box of spare parts. Stepping a bit awkward. ]
[ It looks like she's taking up on the offer. Her car's pulled up, and with one, loud rev... Well, she's bounding out. Popping the trunk. A toolbag she's stringing over her shoulder, then she's hoisting a box of spare parts. Stepping a bit awkward. ]
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
[ @mewlabs.bsky.social ]
[ It looks like she's taking up on the offer. Her car's pulled up, and with one, loud rev... Well, she's bounding out. Popping the trunk. A toolbag she's stringing over her shoulder, then she's hoisting a box of spare parts. Stepping a bit awkward. ]
[ It looks like she's taking up on the offer. Her car's pulled up, and with one, loud rev... Well, she's bounding out. Popping the trunk. A toolbag she's stringing over her shoulder, then she's hoisting a box of spare parts. Stepping a bit awkward. ]
you wouldn't last on the streets they raised me on
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
you wouldn't last on the streets they raised me on
i showed you my gear collection please respond
October 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
i showed you my gear collection please respond
[ooc]
i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation
i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
[ooc]
i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation
i'm not strong enough to face off against bsky moderation
the key word in 'barely passes' in a inspection is 'passes'.
this thing even has a parking break.
this thing even has a parking break.
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the key word in 'barely passes' in a inspection is 'passes'.
this thing even has a parking break.
this thing even has a parking break.
some old dude called the shop asking for some guy named charles and he kept getting angrier everytime i said 'there's nobody by the name of charles that works here'
he wanted someone to trim his hedges and the store he was at only sold ceramic clippers and he couldn't get metal shears???
he wanted someone to trim his hedges and the store he was at only sold ceramic clippers and he couldn't get metal shears???
October 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
some old dude called the shop asking for some guy named charles and he kept getting angrier everytime i said 'there's nobody by the name of charles that works here'
he wanted someone to trim his hedges and the store he was at only sold ceramic clippers and he couldn't get metal shears???
he wanted someone to trim his hedges and the store he was at only sold ceramic clippers and he couldn't get metal shears???
Reposted by Soirée
[ slaps tummy ]
it fit many lööps.
it fit many lööps.
October 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
[ slaps tummy ]
it fit many lööps.
it fit many lööps.
IT'S FUCKING PISSING
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
IT'S FUCKING PISSING
her antlers aren't even uniform.
[ . . . ]
i hope they fall off one at a time so her head looks even dumber.
[ . . . ]
i hope they fall off one at a time so her head looks even dumber.
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
her antlers aren't even uniform.
[ . . . ]
i hope they fall off one at a time so her head looks even dumber.
[ . . . ]
i hope they fall off one at a time so her head looks even dumber.
fuck it man fuck it whatever i don't know fucking just send this thing to the junkyard
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
fuck it man fuck it whatever i don't know fucking just send this thing to the junkyard
the goop man has gone too fucking far this time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the goop man has gone too fucking far this time.
this fucking asshole walked in, said he's tired, then went to bed?
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
this fucking asshole walked in, said he's tired, then went to bed?
[ munday? ]
[ my ass hasn't even left my BED yet ]
[ my ass hasn't even left my BED yet ]
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
[ munday? ]
[ my ass hasn't even left my BED yet ]
[ my ass hasn't even left my BED yet ]