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Just here to follow the Arsenal while the world collapses around us.
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Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
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Remember this one? “Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.” Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
The Most Efficient Traveler Isn’t a Bird or a Fish—It’s You on a Bike
A famous graphic, now updated, compares locomotion in the animal kingdom
www.scientificamerican.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Remember this one? “Humans aren’t very efficient movers—until you put us on a bicycle, when we become some of the most energy-efficient land travelers in the animal kingdom.” Proven science via Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social #CityMakingMath
@tim-stillman.bsky.social. It's time to have some bronze representation of the women at the Emirates IMO. If you could have any statue erected for the women's team, who what would it be?
October 7, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@tim-stillman.bsky.social. It's time to have some bronze representation of the women at the Emirates IMO. If you could have any statue erected for the women's team, who what would it be?
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Calm. Cool. Collected.
Just a few ways to describe that Mina Tanaka goal 😱
Just a few ways to describe that Mina Tanaka goal 😱
September 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Calm. Cool. Collected.
Just a few ways to describe that Mina Tanaka goal 😱
Just a few ways to describe that Mina Tanaka goal 😱
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
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September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Hey @tim-stillman.bsky.social. Are you watching any Copa America Femenino? Any chance you could start rumors of Arsenal bringing over Claudia Martínez Ovando from Paraguay? She's special.
July 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Hey @tim-stillman.bsky.social. Are you watching any Copa America Femenino? Any chance you could start rumors of Arsenal bringing over Claudia Martínez Ovando from Paraguay? She's special.
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Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
July 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
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Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
July 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mural of Statue of Liberty in shame unveiled in France the day before 4th of July
Pulitzer worthy
Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio tried to give a press conference to announce his lawsuit against DOJ. Much to my surprise it turned out to be the greatest press conference of all-time.
June 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Pulitzer worthy
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
Too accurate.
April 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Too accurate.
I'm Team Cholesterol.
Trump is ‘fully fit’ and manages high cholesterol, says White House physician
Trump is ‘fully fit’ and manages high cholesterol, says White House physician
Report also shows president is up to date on recommended vaccines as health secretary sows doubts on their efficacy
www.theguardian.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm Team Cholesterol.
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This is how it’s done, university presidents!
University Declaration for Rümeysa Öztürk
University Declaration for Rümeysa ÖztürkApril 2, 2025Dear Tufts community,Please see below a declaration by Tufts University in support of a motion filed today by Rümeysa Öztürk’s legal team in Öztür...
www.tufts.edu
April 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is how it’s done, university presidents!
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“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]
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April 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth
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‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped
‘No Way’ to Please Everyone: Columbia’s President Confronts Trump’s Ultimatum
With Trump intent on making an example of Columbia, Armstrong is at the center of a fight over the future of higher education.
www.wsj.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped
The depth and breadth of their evil knows no limits.
March 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The depth and breadth of their evil knows no limits.
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Seems like Stina would be 1000 times more effective if she would simply look up before shooting to actually see where the goal and goalie were. @tim-stillman.bsky.social @jamiespangher.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Seems like Stina would be 1000 times more effective if she would simply look up before shooting to actually see where the goal and goalie were. @tim-stillman.bsky.social @jamiespangher.bsky.social
And chance we can collectively agree to call Tesla's "douche canoes" moving forward?
March 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And chance we can collectively agree to call Tesla's "douche canoes" moving forward?
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There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing | Marina Hyde
There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing | Marina Hyde
Angry, rude and addicted to web troll-ery, the vice-president has the Make America Awful Again portfolio. Seems a perfect fit, says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde
www.theguardian.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
There are 1,000 grotesque memes of JD Vance – and they’re all more likable than the real thing | Marina Hyde