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Lord Percival
@percivals-odyssey.bsky.social
Hello, my name is Percy.

I was built in Japan in 1986 but spent my entire life in California. I like jamming around, seeing the sights, and being punk as fuck.

Follow me on my journey to 100k miles.
Odo: 14,487.7 miles

I love scooter and motorcycle cont
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So, here's something.

I got messaged by a friend saying that their account was literally just banned by @jay.bsky.team for posting the pig shitting on his balls meme.

This is WILDLY unprofessional.

For a place that is currently hemorrhaging users, this bullshit is Elon levels of petty fuckery.
October 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We're waking up my brother.
September 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My commute was sexy as hell.
August 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Got some fresh paint.
July 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Let's fucking go.
July 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I would never encourage you to harass anybody, but you should definitely take this image and comment it on every single one of this Reply Guy's posts and comments.

He's super pissed that people keep bringing it up.
June 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I've been living in a shed all winter...
March 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My commute was sexy as hell.
October 30, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Out grocery-gettin'
Ditched the Skateboard rack because I haven't been skating at all for the last couple of months.
September 22, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,648,128!

This place is finally blowin' up!
September 17, 2024 at 12:16 AM
FINALLY GOT ONE!

These Spacy 50/80 lower turn signal lenses are basically impossible to find.

Now I just need one for the right.
September 4, 2024 at 1:07 AM
If finding a four leaf clover is luck; what is finding a 10mm socket in the road?
August 17, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Where does one even find these turn signals?

Can't even find a part number 🫤
May 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
My commute was sexy as hell.
August 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Spotted another CH80 (I'm a trend setter)

Just noticed that homie forgot their key... hope that shit don't get stolen.
August 16, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My commute was sexy as hell.
August 1, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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I cranked until it popped, and then I started filming.

Looks like I might actually know what I'm doing, lol.
Skruff on Instagram: "Percy's new engine took a shit a couple weeks ago. Looks like we're back in business. #scooterlife #honda #hondalelite #elite80 #ch80 #hwy9 #endor #deformemvita"
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July 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
IT LIVES!
July 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Almost ready to fire up this engine.

Hope it lasts long enough to get the other one fully rebuilt and upgraded.
July 29, 2024 at 10:27 PM
We're almost ready to resume sexy commutes... Replacement cylinders are basically impossible to find, so the simple top end rebuild quickly turned into protracted suffering lol.
July 28, 2024 at 8:20 PM
10/10
No notes.
July 14, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Hmmmm... valves are in spec, so I think my fear of piston slap has been confirmed.

Hopefully my head gasket and piston show up relatively soonish, but for now I'm just gonna pull it apart and see what's what.

Defo using this head. Cams and rockers look brand new.
July 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM
"Aw shit, here we go again."
July 14, 2024 at 2:18 AM
An imposter has appeared.

Budders may be slow, but we don't have to worry about breaking down anywhere because he's only got 728 miles on the clock.

This is how we're commuting until the engine gets fixed.
July 13, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Y'all, there is such thing as TOO low.

Love the little spoiler, though.
I might do that.
July 13, 2024 at 8:10 PM