the Marie Antoinette of squirrels. odious

"The identities of Ghey's killers were kept hidden until the trial. Their names? Gizmos and Phone."

"they're decent, principled people with integrity who are simply lying to everyone, except me, about being horrible bastards all the time. and that's a good thing"

"She created a special, personal relationship with all of us" he thinks the waitress is flirting with him

very cute

if you don't know anyone who attends the Spectator garden party, you need to broaded your social circle

The Orwell Prize winner took to Twitter/X

it was historical fiction which makes it worse that he mentioned octoroks and lizalfos

a moment of silence for Alex Massie is the time between writing his one article again to starting the next one