just heard the news from Wookieepedia 😔
my condolences to his horrible family
my condolences to his horrible family
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
just heard the news from Wookieepedia 😔
my condolences to his horrible family
my condolences to his horrible family
feel old yet? the Omelas child just finished grad school
September 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
feel old yet? the Omelas child just finished grad school
everyone seems to be going through it lately
August 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
everyone seems to be going through it lately
Good Morning Britain explaining that "basically, the Vice President is from Gallifrey and regenerates into the President"
August 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Good Morning Britain explaining that "basically, the Vice President is from Gallifrey and regenerates into the President"
the problem with organ donation is that you eventually run out of other people's organs
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
the problem with organ donation is that you eventually run out of other people's organs
when you leave your phone at 4%, that's starvation. and it's abuse
August 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
when you leave your phone at 4%, that's starvation. and it's abuse
I'm not going to lie, the left door leads to your destination
August 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm not going to lie, the left door leads to your destination
taking care of myself would fix me
August 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
taking care of myself would fix me
Columnist for Der Stürmer: Look, I don't write the headlines
August 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Columnist for Der Stürmer: Look, I don't write the headlines
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana, Maggie Thatcher.
August 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana, Maggie Thatcher.
i'm so tired of grief and depression
August 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
i'm so tired of grief and depression
guess who has two thumbs and is subject to degendering? this person
August 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
guess who has two thumbs and is subject to degendering? this person
the big worm that shits out the spice melange has to be one of my favourite Makers
August 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
the big worm that shits out the spice melange has to be one of my favourite Makers
ok, I'll bait. what is Homestuck?
August 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ok, I'll bait. what is Homestuck?
ugh. the messiah of the cult I just joined believes in the great man theory of history
August 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
ugh. the messiah of the cult I just joined believes in the great man theory of history
government says you can only read my posts if you remember when proper binmen used to fill the kettle from the hose
July 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
government says you can only read my posts if you remember when proper binmen used to fill the kettle from the hose
No, that's not blood on my hands. It's red paint. Tom Sawyer tricked me
July 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No, that's not blood on my hands. It's red paint. Tom Sawyer tricked me
you know that wrestling is fake, right? he's not really dead
July 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
you know that wrestling is fake, right? he's not really dead
daphne: gosh, i can't believe the Headless Horseman was the jockey the whole time!
fred: Are you really surprised?
velma: but what was the point of scaring all those people?
fred: Are you really surprised?
velma: but what was the point of scaring all those people?
July 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
daphne: gosh, i can't believe the Headless Horseman was the jockey the whole time!
fred: Are you really surprised?
velma: but what was the point of scaring all those people?
fred: Are you really surprised?
velma: but what was the point of scaring all those people?
the cast has more barrels than Donkey Kong
July 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
the cast has more barrels than Donkey Kong
pro tip: you can basically read >1,000,000 skeets per day by asking chatgpt to summarize them for you
July 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
pro tip: you can basically read >1,000,000 skeets per day by asking chatgpt to summarize them for you
climate change is an EU plot to force me to wear a skirt. only net zero can save our young men
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
climate change is an EU plot to force me to wear a skirt. only net zero can save our young men
heartbreaking: your favourite internet weirdo's favourite weird internet thing is Homestuck
June 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
heartbreaking: your favourite internet weirdo's favourite weird internet thing is Homestuck