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lane got soul body
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girl. i like baseball (blue jays/tigers enjoyer) and i am the (self-proclaimed) undisputed king of jump rope. i make things. final fantasy ii (nes) is younger than i am.
Before the game started, some Yankees fans said they were playing with house money. Okay.

On to Game 2 tomorrow!
October 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
September 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
everybody has been ranting and raving about some bug game so I figured i'd give it a shot, and wow! this game rules!
September 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Right, because this is certainly a game that needs that nonsense 🙄
September 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
because i am arguably in the world's top 10 biggest dorks list, i aliased both 'sudo' and my distro's package manager install command so instead of typing 'sudo zypper install [package]', i type...well, see for yourself:
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
myles straw, a guy who very frequently bunts to advance runners, just hit a fucking tank
August 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
it took me entirely too long as a child to realize that this pokemon's name is...essentially volt-orb

child me was like "vol-torb doesn't make any sense"

anyway goodnight
August 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It's crazy to me that my local teams have the same record which happens to be the best record in the American League.

(Toronto and Detroit are the *exact* same distance, give or take a kilometre, from where I live)

I don't know how long Toronto will stay on top, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts!
August 5, 2025 at 10:27 AM
blue jays continue the strategy of walking judge when there's a base open and 2 outs,

yankees fans continue their strategy of losing their goddamn minds over it,

blue jays continue to prove it's sound baseball strategy when the guy behind judge has at bats like this:
July 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
and no, i didn't link the switch 2 price by accident
July 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
not only are switch 2 game prices grossly inflated, even switch 1 games are getting more expensive 🙃
July 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
lol...

lmao, even.

even if we lived in some fantasy world where i could afford a switch 2, this is insane, and this doesn't even include ontario sales tax, lol

I'll save you the math, it amounts to $124.28

That's for ONE (1) standard game, no extras. Fuck off, nintendo lmao
June 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You do not need spaghetti (noodles) to make spaghetti. Trust in the Wonder Chef. He Knows All.
May 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
⚾️ Immaculate Grid 748 9/9:
Rarity: 7
IMMACULATE!
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Play at:
immaculategrid.com

I tried to do it with as many (current and former) Blue Jays as I could, no catcher has won a gold glove *as* as Blue Jay, but the blue jays have had catchers that had won gold gloves, I just couldn't remember
April 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
March 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
March 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
can we all take a moment to appreciate fat banjo
March 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
a normal way to catch pokemon
March 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it's that day again,

huck it, chuck it, FOOTBALL

good luck to your team in particular if you're invested in the outcome of the game
February 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
and if for some reason you doubt my powers, here it is running on hardware

shhhhh

don't worry about it.
January 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
shhhhh

yes that's toejam & earl music.

don't worry about it.
January 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
December 25, 2024 at 12:40 AM
It's not as though I needed more reasons to hate this shit, but this is so flippin' bad...

one sentence, vaguely answering a question that is almost what i asked, and then an entire goddamn paragraph talking about something completely different, despite the specifics in my search term
November 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 PM