Pepe the King Prawn
@pepethekingprawn.bsky.social
not a shrimp 🦐
the only god I worship is the Cake Boss
January 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
the only god I worship is the Cake Boss
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dipping a hot dog in love potion
December 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM
dipping a hot dog in love potion
let’s turn that Sadiator II into a Gladiator II
December 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
let’s turn that Sadiator II into a Gladiator II
(talking to dog) awww who’s the goodest fella
December 13, 2024 at 12:27 AM
(talking to dog) awww who’s the goodest fella
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for whom the taco bell tolls
December 12, 2024 at 2:08 AM
for whom the taco bell tolls
Men can be smart if they’re Italian
December 12, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Men can be smart if they’re Italian
One drink of alcohol on the rocks please
December 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM
One drink of alcohol on the rocks please
my Spotify daylist genres have plumbed too far into the depths of Al gores internet
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
my Spotify daylist genres have plumbed too far into the depths of Al gores internet
drinking beer with the boys in my basement echo chamber
November 22, 2024 at 3:47 PM
drinking beer with the boys in my basement echo chamber
universal basic income and universal unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
November 22, 2024 at 12:34 AM
universal basic income and universal unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
screaming crying throwing ass
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
screaming crying throwing ass
over the Anthropocene, can we finally enter the Rizzocene
November 20, 2024 at 8:03 PM
over the Anthropocene, can we finally enter the Rizzocene
10% luck 20% skill 15% silly goofy nonsense and baby, you’ve got a stew going
November 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
10% luck 20% skill 15% silly goofy nonsense and baby, you’ve got a stew going
yeed when I should have hawed
November 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
yeed when I should have hawed
banned from the mill for taunting snap crackle and pop
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 PM
banned from the mill for taunting snap crackle and pop
cool kids call pot roast ganja roast
November 19, 2024 at 6:11 PM
cool kids call pot roast ganja roast
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i am becoming concerned some of you may be following me for my pussy slaying rizz and not my trenchant insights on criminal justice reform
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
i am becoming concerned some of you may be following me for my pussy slaying rizz and not my trenchant insights on criminal justice reform
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I’ll be more emotionally available when they find bigfoot
November 18, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I’ll be more emotionally available when they find bigfoot
call me Augustus gloop because I am a young German boy drowning in chocolate please help
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
call me Augustus gloop because I am a young German boy drowning in chocolate please help
impulse bought several dozen ferrets
November 19, 2024 at 1:55 PM
impulse bought several dozen ferrets
remember when capitalism did fun things like invent toe socks
November 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
remember when capitalism did fun things like invent toe socks
singing Alanis Morisette songs to my dog because she needs the catharsis
November 19, 2024 at 12:10 AM
singing Alanis Morisette songs to my dog because she needs the catharsis