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The Pearl of Peoria
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Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.

Lurker of no consequence. Following me will bring you zero joy.

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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Today at work a co-worker introduced herself to me and I to her.
I should also mention that I've worked with her for at least 3 years and have sat at the same table for breaks throughout that time.
I also think she regreted this decision almost immediately.
July 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Vandoliers new album 'Life Behind Bars' has been on repeat for the past five days. Check out these punk Honky Tonk troubadours.
#musicsky #music #nowplaying #vandoliers #spotify
Vandoliers - Life Behind Bars (Official Music Video)
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July 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I wonder if the grocery store check out lady knows she's my best friend.
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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"If you can purchase US citizenship for $5 million, the “illegals” are only guilty of being poor." -Feminist News
April 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Me in the national security team group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.
March 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
February 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
February 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Look all I want is one (1) little bookcase-accessible secret room where I can go watch murder shows and drink serotonin milkshakes with Dolly Parton and the ghost of Betty White, is that so much to ask?
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde

Hero.
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Vivek's involvement with DOGE lasted negative Scaramuccis
January 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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We are about to start another era that future conservatives won't want taught in schools.
November 25, 2024 at 5:59 AM