Kaylynn (she/her) 🦻🏻
@penumbralmusings.bsky.social
godless hippie skank | terminally online millennial mom | dum spiro spero
530 in Denver, baby already asleep in her crib, me probably not far behind 💀
December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
530 in Denver, baby already asleep in her crib, me probably not far behind 💀
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democrats need to start moving like the black panther party on a local level. show these people that you are the food bank and remind them who starves them. we need people in the trenches showing folks what they do. people have short memories and are dumb. spoonfeed them.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
democrats need to start moving like the black panther party on a local level. show these people that you are the food bank and remind them who starves them. we need people in the trenches showing folks what they do. people have short memories and are dumb. spoonfeed them.
After changing flights yesterday and thus not getting to pick seat assignments, we bartered our way into three seats all together on our longer flight after being seated near families who also wanted to sit together 😇
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
After changing flights yesterday and thus not getting to pick seat assignments, we bartered our way into three seats all together on our longer flight after being seated near families who also wanted to sit together 😇
She gets better at this every time we do it praise glob
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
She gets better at this every time we do it praise glob
It’s almost like his actions in Samoa might’ve foreshadowed something like this
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s almost like his actions in Samoa might’ve foreshadowed something like this
We got here without seat assignments and now J is assigned seat 1A and S and I are back in tow 10 because of course 💀
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We got here without seat assignments and now J is assigned seat 1A and S and I are back in tow 10 because of course 💀
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How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How to have good hair:
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
- Have whatever hair, even bad hair
- Walk around like you have that hair on purpose
It will always amaze me when I pack myself and my kid for another climate with all her accoutrements in one shared checked bag
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It will always amaze me when I pack myself and my kid for another climate with all her accoutrements in one shared checked bag
We have to take the pack and play and I am breaking the rules packing night diapers and her blanket in there too and can’t believe I’ve been wasting all this carryon real estate before
December 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We have to take the pack and play and I am breaking the rules packing night diapers and her blanket in there too and can’t believe I’ve been wasting all this carryon real estate before
I am off work until the 29th 😍
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I am off work until the 29th 😍
Today has really gone in my favor in so many ways. Someone we know had a snafu and couldn’t use two bushels of oysters glory be
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Today has really gone in my favor in so many ways. Someone we know had a snafu and couldn’t use two bushels of oysters glory be
Good morning only to my coworker who is going to procure scratchers for those of us who forgot to bring our white elephant exchange gifts
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Good morning only to my coworker who is going to procure scratchers for those of us who forgot to bring our white elephant exchange gifts
Love that S is “let’s pick up a pizza for supper while your dad is gone” years old
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Love that S is “let’s pick up a pizza for supper while your dad is gone” years old
Co-hosted a baby shower today and this marathon month is nearing completion
December 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Co-hosted a baby shower today and this marathon month is nearing completion
The office additionally had lunch catered today and it really is the tiniest of perks holding me together
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The office additionally had lunch catered today and it really is the tiniest of perks holding me together
Our office building caters a meal once a year and this year’s was cutie
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Our office building caters a meal once a year and this year’s was cutie
Luv 2 b hosting a baby shower with three other women who consistently throw good parties but also aren’t super type A
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Luv 2 b hosting a baby shower with three other women who consistently throw good parties but also aren’t super type A
I never regret traveling with S but I can’t say I look forward to the flights
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I never regret traveling with S but I can’t say I look forward to the flights
Yet again super grateful that people appear to be extremely patient when toddlers choose to be toddlers on airplanes
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yet again super grateful that people appear to be extremely patient when toddlers choose to be toddlers on airplanes
Hand feeding my toddler cupcakes in the delta sky club sure is nicer than scavenging for yogurt at the gate
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Hand feeding my toddler cupcakes in the delta sky club sure is nicer than scavenging for yogurt at the gate
Went to the dreamiest holiday wedding 😍
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Went to the dreamiest holiday wedding 😍
Grateful that although S doesn’t typically nap, she will still lay quietly in her crib in the dark and quiet for two hours most days 🤞🏻
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Grateful that although S doesn’t typically nap, she will still lay quietly in her crib in the dark and quiet for two hours most days 🤞🏻
I drank just enough to give me a headache 😩
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I drank just enough to give me a headache 😩
J caught this photo of me trying not to crash out while S was doing the most on the train today and I’m CRYING 💀
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
J caught this photo of me trying not to crash out while S was doing the most on the train today and I’m CRYING 💀
Luv when my toddler insists on licking the airplane
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Luv when my toddler insists on licking the airplane