Pentapoctopus
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Steddie 5evr
Gender: chaotic neutral
Steddie 5evr
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July 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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July 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I wish there was an "it gets better" project for grown adults just having a real bad time
July 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I wish there was an "it gets better" project for grown adults just having a real bad time
June 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I present to you: djorgasm
June 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I present to you: djorgasm
Someone commented on my cute little no-stakes Tumblr poll that I was being "ridiculously myopic" by asking a question so brb throwing my laptop off an overpass
a man is holding a camera in front of a no parking fire lane sign
Alt: Ron Swanson angrily throwing a computer/printer into a big green dumpster
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June 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someone commented on my cute little no-stakes Tumblr poll that I was being "ridiculously myopic" by asking a question so brb throwing my laptop off an overpass
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Steve Harringtons for those with eyes blah blah blah
June 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Steve Harringtons for those with eyes blah blah blah
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imagine if you had a really bad day and you went home to your husband to bitch about the stranger that gave you a hard time and your husband was like "he sounds sexy did you get his number". This happened to Izzy Hands.
June 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
imagine if you had a really bad day and you went home to your husband to bitch about the stranger that gave you a hard time and your husband was like "he sounds sexy did you get his number". This happened to Izzy Hands.
Hold on, is "comparing hand sizes" not a real thing, like do people only do that when they're flirting?? Has my entire life been a lie? I'm literally 32, why didn't anybody tell me
June 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hold on, is "comparing hand sizes" not a real thing, like do people only do that when they're flirting?? Has my entire life been a lie? I'm literally 32, why didn't anybody tell me
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Happy pride remember to be an unrepentant freak forever and always
June 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Happy pride remember to be an unrepentant freak forever and always
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My wife pointed out something about season one Steve Harrington that blew my mind!
The Steve in the first episode is FAKE.
The Steve in the first episode is FAKE.
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My wife pointed out something about season one Steve Harrington that blew my mind!
The Steve in the first episode is FAKE.
The Steve in the first episode is FAKE.
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woke up thinking about a hunger games au where steve volunteers for will because he sees his girlfriend’s little brother about to do it + he ends up getting mentored by the victor from two years ago, eddie, who the district has never forgiven for coming home instead of his tribute partner, chrissy
May 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
woke up thinking about a hunger games au where steve volunteers for will because he sees his girlfriend’s little brother about to do it + he ends up getting mentored by the victor from two years ago, eddie, who the district has never forgiven for coming home instead of his tribute partner, chrissy
It is a truth culinarily acknowledged that, given enough exposure, food service workers will inevitably grow to hate the food they serve.
Like, the whole reason Steve applied to work at Scoops Ahoy was the allure of free ice cream.
#steddie #thread #steddieprompt
Like, the whole reason Steve applied to work at Scoops Ahoy was the allure of free ice cream.
#steddie #thread #steddieprompt
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It is a truth culinarily acknowledged that, given enough exposure, food service workers will inevitably grow to hate the food they serve.
Like, the whole reason Steve applied to work at Scoops Ahoy was the allure of free ice cream.
#steddie #thread #steddieprompt
Like, the whole reason Steve applied to work at Scoops Ahoy was the allure of free ice cream.
#steddie #thread #steddieprompt
How am I supposed to break the news to my parents that this Thanksgiving AND Christmas in their home will be 100% defined by Stranger Things season 5, whether they like it or not?
(I mean that's basically what I did with Independence Day 2022, so...)
#st5 #strangerthings
(I mean that's basically what I did with Independence Day 2022, so...)
#st5 #strangerthings
June 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How am I supposed to break the news to my parents that this Thanksgiving AND Christmas in their home will be 100% defined by Stranger Things season 5, whether they like it or not?
(I mean that's basically what I did with Independence Day 2022, so...)
#st5 #strangerthings
(I mean that's basically what I did with Independence Day 2022, so...)
#st5 #strangerthings
I made a Stranger Things 5 predictions ask game on Tumblr! Please check it out, I think it's fun and would love to see other people's predictions. :)
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#st5 #strangerthings #tumblr #strangerthings5
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#st5 #strangerthings #tumblr #strangerthings5
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💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Stranger Things Season 5 predictions ask game!
Of the kids, who will survive? (Will, Lucas, Mike, Dustin, Eleven, Max)
Will Steve Harrington survive?
Who will deal the final kil…
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May 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I made a Stranger Things 5 predictions ask game on Tumblr! Please check it out, I think it's fun and would love to see other people's predictions. :)
www.tumblr.com/pentapoctopu...
#st5 #strangerthings #tumblr #strangerthings5
www.tumblr.com/pentapoctopu...
#st5 #strangerthings #tumblr #strangerthings5
Does anybody else feel like they're bulldozing an ancient sacred city when they mow their lawn, or is that just me
May 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Does anybody else feel like they're bulldozing an ancient sacred city when they mow their lawn, or is that just me
Steve: Hey Robin, how do you pronounce this word?
(Points to the word "erudite" in his homework)
Steve: (scratching his head) does it rhyme with "crudité" or "Aphrodite?"
Robin: ...No.
Steve: So what does it rhyme with? "Petite?"
Robin: Right.
Steve: Okay. So, what does "ero-deet" mean, anyway
(Points to the word "erudite" in his homework)
Steve: (scratching his head) does it rhyme with "crudité" or "Aphrodite?"
Robin: ...No.
Steve: So what does it rhyme with? "Petite?"
Robin: Right.
Steve: Okay. So, what does "ero-deet" mean, anyway
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Steve: Hey Robin, how do you pronounce this word?
(Points to the word "erudite" in his homework)
Steve: (scratching his head) does it rhyme with "crudité" or "Aphrodite?"
Robin: ...No.
Steve: So what does it rhyme with? "Petite?"
Robin: Right.
Steve: Okay. So, what does "ero-deet" mean, anyway
(Points to the word "erudite" in his homework)
Steve: (scratching his head) does it rhyme with "crudité" or "Aphrodite?"
Robin: ...No.
Steve: So what does it rhyme with? "Petite?"
Robin: Right.
Steve: Okay. So, what does "ero-deet" mean, anyway
When will I learn to stop including date indicators in my fanfics? Chapter 3 of Unmet Needs was supposed to take place over Memorial Day weekend and here we are and I haven't even posted chapter 2 yet.
I am the slowest writer on the planet I stg
I am the slowest writer on the planet I stg
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When will I learn to stop including date indicators in my fanfics? Chapter 3 of Unmet Needs was supposed to take place over Memorial Day weekend and here we are and I haven't even posted chapter 2 yet.
I am the slowest writer on the planet I stg
I am the slowest writer on the planet I stg
Sanity check: what is whump?
Just saw a post on Tumblr (in a community, can't comment on it) where like a dozen people all agreed whump is just a character getting grievously injured, hurt/no comfort. I always thought the point of whump is specifically them being nursed back to health afterwards.
Just saw a post on Tumblr (in a community, can't comment on it) where like a dozen people all agreed whump is just a character getting grievously injured, hurt/no comfort. I always thought the point of whump is specifically them being nursed back to health afterwards.
May 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sanity check: what is whump?
Just saw a post on Tumblr (in a community, can't comment on it) where like a dozen people all agreed whump is just a character getting grievously injured, hurt/no comfort. I always thought the point of whump is specifically them being nursed back to health afterwards.
Just saw a post on Tumblr (in a community, can't comment on it) where like a dozen people all agreed whump is just a character getting grievously injured, hurt/no comfort. I always thought the point of whump is specifically them being nursed back to health afterwards.
#steddie prompt:
Corroded Coffin is not that good. They have an audience of 6 drunks because they deserve an audience of 6 drunks. Eddie spends more time learning Master of Puppets than writing his own solos. They're lucky to get polite applause between songs.
Steve is obsessed with them anyway.
Corroded Coffin is not that good. They have an audience of 6 drunks because they deserve an audience of 6 drunks. Eddie spends more time learning Master of Puppets than writing his own solos. They're lucky to get polite applause between songs.
Steve is obsessed with them anyway.
May 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#steddie prompt:
Corroded Coffin is not that good. They have an audience of 6 drunks because they deserve an audience of 6 drunks. Eddie spends more time learning Master of Puppets than writing his own solos. They're lucky to get polite applause between songs.
Steve is obsessed with them anyway.
Corroded Coffin is not that good. They have an audience of 6 drunks because they deserve an audience of 6 drunks. Eddie spends more time learning Master of Puppets than writing his own solos. They're lucky to get polite applause between songs.
Steve is obsessed with them anyway.
How have I never seen findom #Steddie?
Post S4, Eddie had gone back to (at best) pretending Steve didn't exist. All Steve wanted was to hear one more time that he was actually a good dude now. Steve went to the trailer hoping to get away with acting like they're the kind of friends who just dropped
Post S4, Eddie had gone back to (at best) pretending Steve didn't exist. All Steve wanted was to hear one more time that he was actually a good dude now. Steve went to the trailer hoping to get away with acting like they're the kind of friends who just dropped
May 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
How have I never seen findom #Steddie?
Post S4, Eddie had gone back to (at best) pretending Steve didn't exist. All Steve wanted was to hear one more time that he was actually a good dude now. Steve went to the trailer hoping to get away with acting like they're the kind of friends who just dropped
Post S4, Eddie had gone back to (at best) pretending Steve didn't exist. All Steve wanted was to hear one more time that he was actually a good dude now. Steve went to the trailer hoping to get away with acting like they're the kind of friends who just dropped
The best part of #therapy is when you're feeling like maybe you're just being dramatic but your therapist goes "holy shit no wonder you're upset and/or traumatized"
May 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The best part of #therapy is when you're feeling like maybe you're just being dramatic but your therapist goes "holy shit no wonder you're upset and/or traumatized"