Ted Bulaski
@pennyslots.bsky.social
When I see a man shorter than me on the street walking a dog I kick the dog a little. Not enough to hurt it probably but I know that little man ain’t gonna do shit
June 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When I see a man shorter than me on the street walking a dog I kick the dog a little. Not enough to hurt it probably but I know that little man ain’t gonna do shit
When I was young and eager to expand my horizons I put a few episodes of wait wait don’t tell me on my iPod, knowing that sophisticated adults listen to that NPR stuff. Biggest piece of dog shit I’ve ever heard, unbearable. That was a learning moment
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When I was young and eager to expand my horizons I put a few episodes of wait wait don’t tell me on my iPod, knowing that sophisticated adults listen to that NPR stuff. Biggest piece of dog shit I’ve ever heard, unbearable. That was a learning moment
Reposted by Ted Bulaski
Barron Trump (B. 2005) is a Berlin-based video artist whose work explores identity, alterity, and mobility via mass media bricolage. He is a graduate of the Stern School of Business at NYU & the Gvorci School of Humanities at the University of Leipzig. His exhibit "Fuck/Face" ends October 2nd, 2025.
January 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Barron Trump (B. 2005) is a Berlin-based video artist whose work explores identity, alterity, and mobility via mass media bricolage. He is a graduate of the Stern School of Business at NYU & the Gvorci School of Humanities at the University of Leipzig. His exhibit "Fuck/Face" ends October 2nd, 2025.
I was gonna get a cat but turns out my landlord is Hitler
January 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I was gonna get a cat but turns out my landlord is Hitler
I lost my fucking shirt on Hawk Coin
December 20, 2024 at 10:48 PM
I lost my fucking shirt on Hawk Coin
Thinking about getting into vinyls
December 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Thinking about getting into vinyls
Hulu putting Mac and cheese ads over nazi atrocities
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Hulu putting Mac and cheese ads over nazi atrocities
The world gets less interesting once you adopt the “not my problem” mindset. Drones over New Jersey? Not my problem. The allure to be conspiracy minded can be so easily undercut by understanding that so many things are just not my problem
December 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
The world gets less interesting once you adopt the “not my problem” mindset. Drones over New Jersey? Not my problem. The allure to be conspiracy minded can be so easily undercut by understanding that so many things are just not my problem
Tripping on shrooms didn’t make me think different or make me have any epiphanies, my thoughts were exactly the same as before except I was living inside a Tool blacklight poster
December 11, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Tripping on shrooms didn’t make me think different or make me have any epiphanies, my thoughts were exactly the same as before except I was living inside a Tool blacklight poster
I forgot to bring my nicotine gum to work I’m going to kill myself
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I forgot to bring my nicotine gum to work I’m going to kill myself
I would rather kill myself than watch Wicked but what’s beautiful about life sometimes is that I don’t have to see Wicked. Not really any scenario in my day to day where that could happen, so kind of makes my first point a bit hyperbolic. Another good thing about life is you can just say whatever
December 2, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I would rather kill myself than watch Wicked but what’s beautiful about life sometimes is that I don’t have to see Wicked. Not really any scenario in my day to day where that could happen, so kind of makes my first point a bit hyperbolic. Another good thing about life is you can just say whatever
X: The Everything App
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
X: The Everything App
When I find out someone who seems a little off is Mormon everything kind of clicks into place. I love Mormons I have nothing but respect for my weird brothers and sisters (except the psycho ones)
November 26, 2024 at 2:55 PM
When I find out someone who seems a little off is Mormon everything kind of clicks into place. I love Mormons I have nothing but respect for my weird brothers and sisters (except the psycho ones)
Frank Lloyd Wright was jacked the fuck in, I saw some chairs he designed in a museum today and it moved me
November 25, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Frank Lloyd Wright was jacked the fuck in, I saw some chairs he designed in a museum today and it moved me
The Fabelmans should have ended with Sammy cutting the ribbon on this bad boy
Steven Spielberg & Jeffrey Katzenberg’s defunct submarine-themed restaurant Dive! Living rent free in my head for 3 decades now.
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The Fabelmans should have ended with Sammy cutting the ribbon on this bad boy
Wearing AR glasses so I can overlay subway surfer and family guy clips over my wife’s face when she asks for a divorce
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Wearing AR glasses so I can overlay subway surfer and family guy clips over my wife’s face when she asks for a divorce
My landlord was in the Walgreens chip aisle
November 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My landlord was in the Walgreens chip aisle
It sucks they did 9/11 because the twin towers looked really cool. It sucked for other reasons too don’t get me wrong
November 15, 2024 at 10:25 PM
It sucks they did 9/11 because the twin towers looked really cool. It sucked for other reasons too don’t get me wrong
I like technology because it is very cool how we figured out how to take our natural world and bend it to our will. That said I also hate it
November 15, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I like technology because it is very cool how we figured out how to take our natural world and bend it to our will. That said I also hate it
Music is the soul of the mind
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Music is the soul of the mind
Putting on technical speed metal and doing some photorealistic charcoal drawings
November 15, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Putting on technical speed metal and doing some photorealistic charcoal drawings
I have a Glock with a string tied to the trigger pointing directly at my junk, on the other end of the string is a 10 dollar bill I’ve placed on the sidewalk
November 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
I have a Glock with a string tied to the trigger pointing directly at my junk, on the other end of the string is a 10 dollar bill I’ve placed on the sidewalk
I would survive wet bulb heat
November 15, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I would survive wet bulb heat