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Penny's Gay Thoughts 🔞
@pennysgaythoughts.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 They/Them | Sapphic | Enby Transfem
❌ Minors, Bigots, and Creeps get blocked
✅ My characters are always adults
💖 I adore elf girls and shortstacks
🥔 Lala-friendly (if they’re adults)
🔞 Alt Account, DMs okay! Open for collab!
I couldn’t sleep so I decided to take another crack at redesigning one of my alts, who I’ve never quite been happy with their appearance. Finally had the magical moment where it just *clicked* and I was like “oh wait this fucks severely”

Anyways Ishgardian lowborn turned wandering sellsword
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"You, uh... wouldn't mind zipping me back up, would you?"

(character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In compensation for being absent for a while, I offer a simple Penelope thirst trap.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Fleur's only wearing this costume for All Saint's Wake because it's the only thing they could find in their size.

It's definitely not because you said they looked cute in it.

Definitely not.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Had to go vanilla for a sec to readjust my portraits (I always wanna make sure stuff looks good in vanilla first and foremost) and... gosh, even crimeless, I'm so gay for how Penelope looks. They're way too fucking cute and precious. I need to protect them at all costs.
October 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I'm finally free 🎉 All DoW/M/H/L finished... now I can spend less time leveling and more time staring at my character's butt
October 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING PRETTY IM GONNA DIE
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Penelope stumbled into the backrooms of one of Solution 9's seedy bars... right into Oblivion's operations.

Shale and her assistant demanded some "compensation" in exchange for Penelope keeping quiet. They were a little *too* happy to oblige!

(my character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The mask I made for Penelope's Dark Knight glam makes cutscenes so fucking funny. Just having heartfelt conversations and Penelope is over here like 💀
October 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Take a fuckin' sip~ ❤️💖💦

(character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Feeling thirsty~?

(character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who knows? Maybe these new "team-building exercises" will catch on in the Adders and in the Grand Companies as a whole. Penelope might even be sent out to teach hands-on classes on the subject!

(🧵 4/4)

(Penelope, the deerlezen, uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Adder command is now noticing a sudden uptick in unit morale, specifically those working under Penelope. It also seems to have come with more requests for anti-aching balms from the local alchemists. Coincidence?

(🧵 3/4)

(Penelope, the deerlezen, uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Seems it's too late to change those sign-on bonuses, and Penelope is never one to go back on their word (even if it *was* an accident). You won't hear any complaints from Penelope and the girls, though.

(🧵 2/4)

(Penelope, the deerlezen, uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Penelope put up flyers to help drive recruitment for the Adders but made a typo for the sign-on bonus... now it seems a lot of the Gridanian gals who like Penelope are only joining up for "de-stress services"... (🧵 1/4)

(Penelope, the deerlezen, uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I dont have the energy to participate in elftober properly but it's only right that I offer some deerlezen for people to enjoy.

(character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"Y'all don't even have physical education, do ya? No wonder you only lasted thirty seconds! Get down here and lemme show ya the ropes. Maybe if we're lucky, we won't get caught by the time I'm done with you~..."

#lalafellnsfw

(Character uses they/them and is an adult)
(🧵 3/3)
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Gal like you is packin' and you ain't even usin' it... lay down and lemme fix that for you."

#lalafellnsfw

(Character uses they/them and is an adult)
(🧵 2/3)
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Fuckin' finally, thought you'd never skip class. Thought Studium nerds like you hated fun. Now that we're in private... why don't you get to work?"

#lalafellnsfw

(Character uses they/them and is an adult)
(🧵 1/3)
August 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*Unintelligible deepthroat noises*
August 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"I don't... *slurp* ... remember... *gulp* ... this in the... *glk* ... Studium's syllabus... *hhgk*..."
August 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Y-You... want to study with me? I never get picked to be someone's study partner... what subject are you--?"

"... O-Oh. I see. That's... quite a hefty amount of study material you have there..."

(character uses they/them)

#ffxivnsfw | #hyur | #highlander | #elezen | #hyurlezen
August 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"I don't give a damn if the classroom next door can hear... you better not stop..."
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"Mmnh~... D-Didn't think ... you'd have... t-this much... s-stamina... Aah~..."
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"Studying? Oh, I'll give you something to 'study'~!"

(character uses they/them)

#elezen | #ffxivnsfw
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM