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Frater Providence. Critic. Anti-fascist. King of the HideBehinds, and the Wizard-Priest of Ahania.

I’m getting a really high score at midlife crisis.

Find me (and El) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/elizabethsandifer
Yes, and to get him a ton of cash, sure, but like… that’s certainly not the goal as it was framed to investors.
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Fucking hell, does this product have any purpose other than to prey on people with OCD?
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The spaghetti was very good, and now I’m going to panic my way through some ice cream.

Because I deserve a… uh… treat?
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'm gonna want another ramp up tomorrow, and may add "just learn to play through the rudiments" to my practice if that day 2 pacing is the norm, but holy hell rock drums are a blast.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Which is not me complaining. That pacing is perfect for me. Please just give me something a little too hard and trust me to catch up. Then because there was so little new in day 2, I had plenty of space for warming up through all of the first skills.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sure day two was closer to ten minutes, partially because I had that aforementioned dental thing, but mostly it's that it was only adding one extra complication, whereas 1 wanted to teach at a minimum count 4 unique drum skills.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I came to this with a decent grasp of the underlying concepts, and I am pretty good at learning a certain kind of skill. Everything went very smoothly for my first day of practice, but my man it was a solid 2 hours or so before I was confidently playing the final exercise.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Generally I like this set. But I can not express how annoyed I am at the click baity framing of "Ten minutes of practice for ten days and you'll be a drummer."

My brother in Ringo that is categorically not gonna work.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I've found a drum instructor whose pacing I like -- first one was a tidy 12 minutes and gave me a stacked set of four skills to build on. Second video tied back into those well.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
"Hey, that sounds awful. I'm gonna do it," me, apparently. Look, I just work here.

Well, that and I realized the other day while talking to a friend that I felt very strongly that "I have never written a pop song" was simply a truth that could not be allowed stand.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So, naturally the way I'm approaching percussion first is through rock and roll, more or less because it feels like my least likely instinct--not that I don't love rock, and rock drums, I'm just still very timid about making sounds. Rock drums are definitionally loud.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm on day two of spontaneously deciding to become a drummer, and it is coming together for me shockingly fast. I've heard that it's easier to learn your third language. This seems to hold true for instruments.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
So, we picked up a basic 8 piece edrum set on a black friday sale at Guitar Center. It's been an "eventually" item for a while, and I'm very easily talked into "now" in such cases. A fact that Elizabeth uses almost exclusively at guitar stores.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oh no, it had an area attack.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Alternate: “This could use more salt.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I suppose there are worse cops to have in one’s head than a meter maid. 😅
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Reposted by Penn
Anyway this entire thread is actually about how Emmylou Harris released the best album of her life in the 90s and I need, like, Natalie Merchant and Alanis Morrisette to up their fucking game.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m thinking about it, though and I think he might have been my first male celebrity crush as a kid. I followed this up with Kurt Cobain and Brian Molko. So you can really see how I ended up like this.

The answer to the age old trans question really was always just “be him” for me, lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM