Penis LaBooboo
penislabooboo.bsky.social
Penis LaBooboo
@penislabooboo.bsky.social
Spiritual advisor
My client, L, wishes to be known as The Scion of Iron Lions.
I RESPECT HIS CHOICE....

The Sovereign says his hand is on the wheel, and that Lou has given up his fate to him.
I DISAGREE!

LETS MEET IN THE MIDDLE
May 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have received a communique from the sovereign...
May 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have just uncovered evidence that my top client, L, has had dealings with someone or something known as "the sovereign".
Notable sums of cash may be involved....

CEASE ALL COMMUNICATION
May 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
My client, L--, has been arrested yet again.
This time for attempting to bribe the Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.
I had worked with L-- to control this compulsion using tantric practice after he was caught interfering with Miloš Zeman's official golden retriever.
Disappointed to say the least.
May 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I love foreign cultures!
May 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
one quarter Apache, 100% ENGLISH
The woke crowd doesn't want me wearing this hat, but they don't want to keep England for the English either.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
Lets leave them to their triggered and smoke um piece pipe together GET IN!
May 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
mystics swim where madmen drown. Here is wisdom.
RFK Jr. swimming in a bacteria-laden creek is representative of his entire way of thinking. He did it and probably won't get sick, but a lot of people will think it's OK and do it themselves. Some will get sick and maybe die, and he won't give a shit because he thinks he's made of better stuff.
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my VERY close friend, Clem Höss, introduced me to the pleasures of Zionism some years ago, during a season of wine and sunshine that we shared together.
Back in those days, it seemed like wherever we went there were reports of missing women.
Immense power is achieved using Clem's techniques. 🫣
May 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by Penis LaBooboo
tell the wolves I'm home
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In the darkest hour you may find the brightest light.
#blessing #yoga
May 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
right? or it is wrong?
🤔
May 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
this is the great Yola Tengoe, reveered as a granter of wishes in eastern mythology. Despite his great size, he was captured and buried under the ice by the Chinese communist party, to prevent their citizens from wishing for freedom.
🧵
OK, this is wild.

In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.

It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.

What the HELL?

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May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Starting today: riches and celebrity will come in short shrift to those who will fourgo the use of their hands and eyes for seven days.
Touching and seeing, something we all do but never think about. One of my clients, L, has been touching and seeing things he shouldn't. Time for a change? 🤔
May 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
hello world!
May 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM