penguinstirt
@penguinstirt.bsky.social
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Harvard professor, member of MENSA, Olympic athlete, abstract oil painter and internationally acclaimed; world renowned philosopher
I could probably beat you in a fight
Harvard professor, member of MENSA, Olympic athlete, abstract oil painter and internationally acclaimed; world renowned philosopher
I could probably beat you in a fight
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kkids in africa beblike: "help me help me im starving" SHUT UP BIETCH IMNTRYIKG TO EAT "The Boomstick" 1.5 foot long shabloinger drenched in relish while at the Daytona 500
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
kkids in africa beblike: "help me help me im starving" SHUT UP BIETCH IMNTRYIKG TO EAT "The Boomstick" 1.5 foot long shabloinger drenched in relish while at the Daytona 500
I wish I was unemployed enough to play dwarf fortress 😔
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I wish I was unemployed enough to play dwarf fortress 😔
calculate the volume of every spherioid dot and subtract it by the volume of the dip and dots container to get the volume of the negative space. divide the negative space by the overall volume of the container. dude these dippin dots are negative space over overall space empty. pessimismmaxxing.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 PM
calculate the volume of every spherioid dot and subtract it by the volume of the dip and dots container to get the volume of the negative space. divide the negative space by the overall volume of the container. dude these dippin dots are negative space over overall space empty. pessimismmaxxing.
watching house md, house always wins
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 AM
watching house md, house always wins
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Accidentally cast turnt undead
January 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Accidentally cast turnt undead
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An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter
guys looks at my tf2 spy
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
guys looks at my tf2 spy
im following a frog and toad quotepost account
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
im following a frog and toad quotepost account
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no way bro coughing babies vs. hydrogen bomb
#thegameawards
#thegameawards
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
no way bro coughing babies vs. hydrogen bomb
#thegameawards
#thegameawards
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What's the musicbrainz cat. number for this
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What's the musicbrainz cat. number for this
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Limp Bizkit themed Quake mapset (2021)
September 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Limp Bizkit themed Quake mapset (2021)
flint i miss you please come back
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
flint i miss you please come back
Never before this day have I met a Death Grips fan in real life, it is no longer something I know solely online. Shout out to my mother and school and everyone who's been there for me so far, I could've never met another Death Grips fan in real life without them.
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Never before this day have I met a Death Grips fan in real life, it is no longer something I know solely online. Shout out to my mother and school and everyone who's been there for me so far, I could've never met another Death Grips fan in real life without them.
I dont feel so well
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I dont feel so well
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love is everywhere, idiot
August 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
love is everywhere, idiot
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August 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the local chinese place is closing, tragic day is today!
August 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the local chinese place is closing, tragic day is today!
golden find, reading this on my road trip next week
July 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
golden find, reading this on my road trip next week
people will hang their truck nuts over and do burnouts on the gay street, solemnly swearing on their heterosexuality. this is certifiably not a "scum gang let ya nut hang" moment.
This sucks. Where are all the MAGA heads with crappy trucks gonna do burnouts now? The burger king drive-thru? Probably, if they weren't already
July 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
people will hang their truck nuts over and do burnouts on the gay street, solemnly swearing on their heterosexuality. this is certifiably not a "scum gang let ya nut hang" moment.