Jules
@penguinlawyer.bsky.social
Parent, lawyer, weather nerd. My dog is a DisasterGoblin. Formerly BananasInTheFan.
What is a “ladies” tenderloin?
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What is a “ladies” tenderloin?
I was a little scared to go look at what my last saved meme might be… been kind of a busy week for memes 😂😆 but it turned out to be the wholesome one I saved to show my daughter after school.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was a little scared to go look at what my last saved meme might be… been kind of a busy week for memes 😂😆 but it turned out to be the wholesome one I saved to show my daughter after school.
This is such a happy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is such a happy.
‘You asked our AI chatbot about the state’s water supply’
Wow.
‘We asked the thing that is the biggest threat to the state’s water supply…’
Wow.
‘We asked the thing that is the biggest threat to the state’s water supply…’
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
‘You asked our AI chatbot about the state’s water supply’
Wow.
‘We asked the thing that is the biggest threat to the state’s water supply…’
Wow.
‘We asked the thing that is the biggest threat to the state’s water supply…’
But at least we won’t have an estate tax. That we didn’t have before. That no one was proposing. Thank goodness we’re protected from that!
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But at least we won’t have an estate tax. That we didn’t have before. That no one was proposing. Thank goodness we’re protected from that!
We love constitutional amendments to address problems that didn’t exist.
(And create some new ones.. all those property tax exemptions were specifically for public school funding. Going to be a billion dollar school deficit that we have no plans to make up.)
(And create some new ones.. all those property tax exemptions were specifically for public school funding. Going to be a billion dollar school deficit that we have no plans to make up.)
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
We love constitutional amendments to address problems that didn’t exist.
(And create some new ones.. all those property tax exemptions were specifically for public school funding. Going to be a billion dollar school deficit that we have no plans to make up.)
(And create some new ones.. all those property tax exemptions were specifically for public school funding. Going to be a billion dollar school deficit that we have no plans to make up.)
There were 237 candidates for TX18 - of course we’re going to have a run off. But Menefee (narrowly) took the top spot so that’s hopeful. He’s already shown up and stood against the establishment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
There were 237 candidates for TX18 - of course we’re going to have a run off. But Menefee (narrowly) took the top spot so that’s hopeful. He’s already shown up and stood against the establishment.
I often do capri sun, juice boxes, bottled water. It’s hot work trick or treating in Houston!
Some of my neighbors do beers for the grownups who are accompanying the kids, which is equal parts hilarious and fun.
Some of my neighbors do beers for the grownups who are accompanying the kids, which is equal parts hilarious and fun.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I often do capri sun, juice boxes, bottled water. It’s hot work trick or treating in Houston!
Some of my neighbors do beers for the grownups who are accompanying the kids, which is equal parts hilarious and fun.
Some of my neighbors do beers for the grownups who are accompanying the kids, which is equal parts hilarious and fun.
I got an idea to have ramen cups for those kids specifically dressed as the KPop Demon Hunters / Saja Boys. (For those of you who haven’t seen the movie, it’s a minor plot point, not a food insecurity thing.)
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I got an idea to have ramen cups for those kids specifically dressed as the KPop Demon Hunters / Saja Boys. (For those of you who haven’t seen the movie, it’s a minor plot point, not a food insecurity thing.)
Hoping for the best for the Jamaican people (and Cuba, Haiti, DR - all at risk). What a monster. :(
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hoping for the best for the Jamaican people (and Cuba, Haiti, DR - all at risk). What a monster. :(
(Second picture) Sir, that is a bat.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
(Second picture) Sir, that is a bat.
We are a sometimes up and sometimes down ear team.
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We are a sometimes up and sometimes down ear team.
Of all the things this administration has done, this one bothers me the least. I think a renovation of this magnitude should have had the finances approved by Congress but compared to say zip-tying children or destroying years of research? Meh, it’s just a house.
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Of all the things this administration has done, this one bothers me the least. I think a renovation of this magnitude should have had the finances approved by Congress but compared to say zip-tying children or destroying years of research? Meh, it’s just a house.
Head so hard it cracked the knife.
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Head so hard it cracked the knife.
I’m reading it right now for October Bookclub! I’m hosting if you want to join.
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m reading it right now for October Bookclub! I’m hosting if you want to join.
Oh no, hope he feels better soon! Lemme know if you need me to send y’all some popsicles and honey tea.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh no, hope he feels better soon! Lemme know if you need me to send y’all some popsicles and honey tea.
What it Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters being the perfect allegory for living with mental health struggles… I just want to belt it in my car & weep, but the only time I listen to it, I’m driving the kiddo, so, you know, it just stays a fun triumph over literal rather than figurative demons song.
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What it Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters being the perfect allegory for living with mental health struggles… I just want to belt it in my car & weep, but the only time I listen to it, I’m driving the kiddo, so, you know, it just stays a fun triumph over literal rather than figurative demons song.
So much for the medical professionals’ “do no harm” pledge.
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So much for the medical professionals’ “do no harm” pledge.
And if they’re doing this to congressional candidates on camera, you know what’s happening off camera is much worse.
September 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
And if they’re doing this to congressional candidates on camera, you know what’s happening off camera is much worse.
Ugh I’m so sorry that you even have to worry about that. It’s hard to imagine why others care so much about what you’re doing; it doesn’t hurt them in the slightest if you wear a mask.
September 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Ugh I’m so sorry that you even have to worry about that. It’s hard to imagine why others care so much about what you’re doing; it doesn’t hurt them in the slightest if you wear a mask.
My husband is the living embodiment of this comic and I love that for me.
September 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My husband is the living embodiment of this comic and I love that for me.
Immediate danger reports shouldn’t be paywalled.
September 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Immediate danger reports shouldn’t be paywalled.
Or for the kids shot in another school shooting yesterday. Ridiculous.
September 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Or for the kids shot in another school shooting yesterday. Ridiculous.