Jules
@penguinlawyer.bsky.social
Parent, lawyer, weather nerd. My dog is a DisasterGoblin. Formerly BananasInTheFan.
I was a little scared to go look at what my last saved meme might be… been kind of a busy week for memes 😂😆 but it turned out to be the wholesome one I saved to show my daughter after school.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was a little scared to go look at what my last saved meme might be… been kind of a busy week for memes 😂😆 but it turned out to be the wholesome one I saved to show my daughter after school.
This popped up on my feed this morning. Anyone know who the artist is? I’d love to see more of their work and credit them.
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
This popped up on my feed this morning. Anyone know who the artist is? I’d love to see more of their work and credit them.
We are a sometimes up and sometimes down ear team.
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
We are a sometimes up and sometimes down ear team.
My husband is the living embodiment of this comic and I love that for me.
September 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My husband is the living embodiment of this comic and I love that for me.
I am vocally anti-AI in most circumstances (I can think of a few, very specific good uses but otherwise, can it) so that’s my bias… but also? I collect hilariously wrong results.
September 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am vocally anti-AI in most circumstances (I can think of a few, very specific good uses but otherwise, can it) so that’s my bias… but also? I collect hilariously wrong results.
Out cold without a care in the world.
August 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Out cold without a care in the world.
We = Texans. Here’s a screenshot of the post.
Also, there’s a search function. You could use it if you actually wanted to find things.
Also, there’s a search function. You could use it if you actually wanted to find things.
July 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We = Texans. Here’s a screenshot of the post.
Also, there’s a search function. You could use it if you actually wanted to find things.
Also, there’s a search function. You could use it if you actually wanted to find things.
I can’t see the message because apparently whatever dipshit it is was someone who I had already decided wasn’t worth my time. 😂
April 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I can’t see the message because apparently whatever dipshit it is was someone who I had already decided wasn’t worth my time. 😂
I’m glad mine isn’t the only weirdo who sleeps like this!
April 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m glad mine isn’t the only weirdo who sleeps like this!
I left my phone in the car so I didn’t get pics of the crowd but checking in from Houston!
April 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I left my phone in the car so I didn’t get pics of the crowd but checking in from Houston!
I loved the Northwest Trek wildlife park, south of Tacoma. Lots of animals to see in their natural habitats and a very cool kids play / climbing area.
April 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I loved the Northwest Trek wildlife park, south of Tacoma. Lots of animals to see in their natural habitats and a very cool kids play / climbing area.
This was me! Had the best time snuggling your baby boy on Saturday.
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This was me! Had the best time snuggling your baby boy on Saturday.
But I need the Benadryl when dealing with my peanut allergy, which coincidentally is on the list for other phrases the government has concern about us researching.
March 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
But I need the Benadryl when dealing with my peanut allergy, which coincidentally is on the list for other phrases the government has concern about us researching.
The disaster goblin went to doggy daycare today and had the best time of his entire life.
March 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The disaster goblin went to doggy daycare today and had the best time of his entire life.
Stopped by Kroger yesterday and it was pretty well stocked, except for the instant ramen, which had been obliterated.
January 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Stopped by Kroger yesterday and it was pretty well stocked, except for the instant ramen, which had been obliterated.
Haha I say that about Brownie a lot. Is he yours? No; do you want him??
But then this happens. And she loves him a whole lot. So we keep her dumbass dog.
But then this happens. And she loves him a whole lot. So we keep her dumbass dog.
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Haha I say that about Brownie a lot. Is he yours? No; do you want him??
But then this happens. And she loves him a whole lot. So we keep her dumbass dog.
But then this happens. And she loves him a whole lot. So we keep her dumbass dog.
Going to get to harvest some green beans before the freeze!
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Going to get to harvest some green beans before the freeze!
Just getting started but it feels like it’s coming together.
December 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Just getting started but it feels like it’s coming together.
They’re all GoodBoys (tm). But some have mischief in their soul.
This idiot certainly does:
This idiot certainly does:
November 27, 2024 at 5:14 PM
They’re all GoodBoys (tm). But some have mischief in their soul.
This idiot certainly does:
This idiot certainly does:
Very nice! Will y’all be open the weekend after thanksgiving? Definitely time for another trip up there.
November 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Very nice! Will y’all be open the weekend after thanksgiving? Definitely time for another trip up there.
The only tip is to go early. By 10am, it’s way too much People.
Would recommend the pet booth in the 1800 aisle for ostrich bones. Also don’t be shy about the free samples. Yes, you do want to try the jalapeño caramels and the Cajun candy jam and the pickled okras.
Would recommend the pet booth in the 1800 aisle for ostrich bones. Also don’t be shy about the free samples. Yes, you do want to try the jalapeño caramels and the Cajun candy jam and the pickled okras.
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
The only tip is to go early. By 10am, it’s way too much People.
Would recommend the pet booth in the 1800 aisle for ostrich bones. Also don’t be shy about the free samples. Yes, you do want to try the jalapeño caramels and the Cajun candy jam and the pickled okras.
Would recommend the pet booth in the 1800 aisle for ostrich bones. Also don’t be shy about the free samples. Yes, you do want to try the jalapeño caramels and the Cajun candy jam and the pickled okras.
Random pineapple just showed up yesterday. #lifewithagardener
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Random pineapple just showed up yesterday. #lifewithagardener
Yes! I haven’t decided if this means I’m representing penguins or taking down malicious penguins like those “18wheeler attorneys”.
November 15, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Yes! I haven’t decided if this means I’m representing penguins or taking down malicious penguins like those “18wheeler attorneys”.