If they were real he wouldn’t be in such poor health. It’s like new age grifters trying to get you to buy wealth attracting candles.

“I didn’t know about it, so clearly it didn’t exist.” Wow. That’s a take, huh?

Welcome our new baby, Kermit. After the trauma that was Dash’s swift and fatal illness, we found that as sibling of his had just had puppies. Kermit is Dash’s nephew. Grief takes its own path. Don’t judge. He is a cutie. Personality is still cooking. I’ll get back to you on that.

Granny is too busy babysitting, remember? Maybe Grandad, that shiftless slacker.

A few years ago I got a message from a first cousin on the side of my dad who I never met, and it had me sobbing on the bathroom floor at work just with relief. I hope your journey to reconnect with family goes as well as mine has. ♥️

That is not better.

I feel like the Repugnicans are really writing this for you at this point.

And hopefully how important factual education is.

Yeah when I heard that on NPR this morning I could tell he has no clue what’s going on, or anything about history or what the implications could be for, you know, the rest of the planet.

And yet all she can do is double down.

I saw someone with an HP tattoo today and my first thought was, “thank god I never did that back in the day.”

If you’re leaving out New York I’ll do my best to move to Toronto…

He didn’t need to say why. We all know. I can’t wait to see this film. He’s a national treasure.