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pengespenge.bsky.social
Spenge
@pengespenge.bsky.social
Fun sized fluffy homo, dad to 2 deranged cats, SE London born n bred!, works in telly counting beans (not flicking)

www.spencerarcher.co.uk
Oh my these were epic, I’ve had far too much caffeine I can now see sounds & taste colours! 🤪🤪
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
*rubs bum to keep it warm* 🤭

I have no pants on but have pj bottoms on n fluffy slippers 🤭
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Facebook banned this picture as the algorithm clearly thought this was my Willy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣, the white on my face was due to snogging someone who was dressed as a ghost! 😝
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The sofa took barely 10 mins to unpack and assemble, took longer to pull boxes apart!, can walk all around and not feel cramped! Happy days!, it’s a bit higher than the old one but will get used to it!
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Spogs
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I currently have no sofa for a couple hours!, room is echoey!
November 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
A cosmo & a bag of quavers while at God’s own Junkyard 😝
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Quick tidy of the garden so it looks less of a tip post builders, I’m dripping now!, but looks a lot better!
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A man called Jacob has been up a ladder (perfect name, he was also cute) to remove the old dead ivy that has been annoying me for years! (Also my neighbour opposite 😆😆), looks much better! 😝
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My rear glow up is pretty much complete apart from painting!, rendered, new gutters, rear window sill rebuilt, render above bathroom roof and new bathroom roof!, sooooooo much better!
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Seen Frankenstein and now a few cheeky sherbets with these stud muffins @mctubs.bsky.social @nkdgardener.bsky.social @mattsawyer.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Aaawwwww Velma has come to join me in the bathroom while I’m in the bath 😊
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fresh bed, and new bedspread for coziness (I mean I bought it about 10 years ago and forgot!), looking forward to bedtime later 😝
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bathroom roof coming along nicely, it now has insulation for the first time since it was built over 100 years ago (well except the dead wasps nests). If only I didn’t have to look at my neighbours badly built extension! 😆
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
She is such an annoying daft cat, won’t come in, cries!, leave door open, she comes in but runs out when you goto close the door!, it’s exhausting!
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’ve had my panthers for 14 years today!, this was the day I got them and realised I was not going to be able to keep them in one room, so closed the 2 doors I could and let them explore, they chatted to each other then came back and slept on the bed, this is still Velma’s safe space too 😻😻
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Friday night treat of Velma licking her nether regions in front of me! 🤨
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#TBT twinky me around the age of 16 🫣
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I may have overdone the bubble bath 🫧🤭🤭
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Double #TBT 😆😆😆
October 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
No idea if this thing will help but worth a go, plus makes my face glow 😆😆😆
October 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
October 3, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Velma being super cute after my bath 😻
October 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
What a difference 14 years makes!, dark dreary garden to bright useable space! #tbt
October 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM