Spenge
@pengespenge.bsky.social
Fun sized fluffy homo, dad to 2 deranged cats, SE London born n bred!, works in telly counting beans (not flicking)
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2 yes 2 neighbours have had babies in the last fortnight! 🥺🥺
Do I need a kitten to feel relevant 😬😝
Do I need a kitten to feel relevant 😬😝
January 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
2 yes 2 neighbours have had babies in the last fortnight! 🥺🥺
Do I need a kitten to feel relevant 😬😝
Do I need a kitten to feel relevant 😬😝
Off to Bear 🐻 Bash, cut my hair and my head feels really cold 🥺
January 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Off to Bear 🐻 Bash, cut my hair and my head feels really cold 🥺
Knight Rider Theme by Luke Million on Apple Music
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January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
January 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Had a camera shoved up my nose again today! (Feels really horrible as it goes around the corner 😬) still all inflamed so now getting allergy blood tests!, stupid sinuses!, clearly air purifiers are not good enough!
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Had a camera shoved up my nose again today! (Feels really horrible as it goes around the corner 😬) still all inflamed so now getting allergy blood tests!, stupid sinuses!, clearly air purifiers are not good enough!
Just had to clean the gunk off the drain as the patio was getting flooded, I only retched once!, was a lot of hair n fluff in the goop 😷🤢🤢 hopefully my bath later will drain properly!
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Just had to clean the gunk off the drain as the patio was getting flooded, I only retched once!, was a lot of hair n fluff in the goop 😷🤢🤢 hopefully my bath later will drain properly!
Double decker kitties tonight 😻😻
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Double decker kitties tonight 😻😻
2016 to 2025
Clearly just as daft but more grey and with bigger glasses 😝
Clearly just as daft but more grey and with bigger glasses 😝
January 7, 2026 at 9:33 PM
2016 to 2025
Clearly just as daft but more grey and with bigger glasses 😝
Clearly just as daft but more grey and with bigger glasses 😝
Masala Zone do a chocolate negroni OMG it’s divine 🤤🤤🤤
January 6, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Masala Zone do a chocolate negroni OMG it’s divine 🤤🤤🤤
It’s cold as a witches tit out, train is late and I’m cold 🥶
January 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
It’s cold as a witches tit out, train is late and I’m cold 🥶
Crystal Palace park looking lovely today
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Crystal Palace park looking lovely today
I’m going to be washing towels today 😝😝
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January 1, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I’m going to be washing towels today 😝😝
Daphne pulled the bathmat off to sleep on the heated floor 🤭😻
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Daphne pulled the bathmat off to sleep on the heated floor 🤭😻
@osphranter.bsky.social oh finally she has arrived 😝😝
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December 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
@osphranter.bsky.social oh finally she has arrived 😝😝
Handy use of the cup holders in the car to carry baby plants 🤣🤣😝
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Handy use of the cup holders in the car to carry baby plants 🤣🤣😝
Cheesecake made, presents wrapped, plants planted, towels washing, and relax ☺️😴
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December 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Cheesecake made, presents wrapped, plants planted, towels washing, and relax ☺️😴
It’s Christmas Eve so have had Baileys in my morning coffee 😝
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s Christmas Eve so have had Baileys in my morning coffee 😝
Bad Santa never fails to make me giggle, it’s just soooo wrong 🤭🤭
“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!” 🤣🤣
“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!” 🤣🤣
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Bad Santa never fails to make me giggle, it’s just soooo wrong 🤭🤭
“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!” 🤣🤣
“You ain’t gonna shit right for a week!” 🤣🤣
Bought ingredients to make the Nutella cheesecake, was from Tesco express but jeez I know food has gone up but just under £13!! 😳😳
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bought ingredients to make the Nutella cheesecake, was from Tesco express but jeez I know food has gone up but just under £13!! 😳😳
My rear revamp is finished (I did the black above toilet window). It looks sooooo much better no more purple wall, crumbling windowsill, ugly brickwork and falling apart roof! That blue will be used on the other wall, window sills etc in spring and at the front 🤩🤩
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My rear revamp is finished (I did the black above toilet window). It looks sooooo much better no more purple wall, crumbling windowsill, ugly brickwork and falling apart roof! That blue will be used on the other wall, window sills etc in spring and at the front 🤩🤩
Muppet Christmas Carol has been watched
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December 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Muppet Christmas Carol has been watched