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Ernest Penfold
@penfoldsfiv.bsky.social
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i just wanna grill for god’s sake!

link: https://linktr.ee/penfoldsfive
location: Indiana
pronouns in bio: he/him
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yeah, i've had enough of this guy.
screenshot of Talib Kweli's bluesky profile, showing that i've blocked him
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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as i've said before, centrists are dumber than Trump voters and it's not even close
screenshot of bluesky skeets: Phillip Crawford is replying to soeone offscreen with: "Two moderate Democrats THIS MONTH won Gov. races in purple states. JFC, Harris did not moderate you dumb fucker. She chose Walz to satisfy the far left when she could have moderated by choosing Shapiro. Every poll shows voters thought her too liberal. You've done nothing politically and it shows." then i reply with : "yeah, like i said, you guys are dumber than Trump voters." to which he (tries to) clap back with "By using facts? That hurt your feelings? Guilty as charged."
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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don't worry, i got a screenshot
bluesky skeet by Razzball that reads: 'Froggiest RFK Jr. voice, "niiiice"' there is a (probably faked, this reads better than how Olivia Nuzzi usually writes) screenshot/excerpt of a Vanity Fair article referencing Olivia Nuzzi's affair with RFK Jr. that reads "as his confidant no more. What were once sprawling text conversations mixed with flirtatious witticisms became the terse and cold responses of a man more bothered than intrigued. An "Interesting day?" met with a "fine". picture of my butthole eliciting merely a "niiiice""
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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tweet by InternetHippo New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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picture of comedian Norm Macdonald
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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yet another example: this guy blocked me after i quoted my post at him and told him he wasn't beating the allegations lol
bluesky post by Him. ‪ I'll never get over the irony. White leftists: WE HATE DEMOCRATS BECAUSE DEMOCRATS DON'T CARE ABOUT GENOCIDE!!!! Also white leftists: I mean what did the nazis ever do to anyone? It's just a tattoo.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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A meme with text on the left-third of the picture saying "it's me, Israeli Flag profile. anyway, here's the worst take you ever seen" the right two-thirds or so of this picture displays what looks like a stock photo of an old person, whose face is covered by an Israeli flag.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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if only we heeded his warning...
tweet by Mike Gravel (from April 2019!) If Democrats nominate Joe Biden, he may win, and we'll have four years of weak, feckless Democratic leadership. And then, in four years, he'll be defeated by a Republican Party even more openly white nationalist. If you nominate an Obama redux, you'll just get a worse Trump redux
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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deleted but this is what it was
bluesky skeet by Sam My simple ask is that Dems stop acting the way bad faith leftists assume they always act. also call your senators today and either thank them for voting against this awful deal + tell them to dump Schumer or yell at them if they're one of the 8 who folded
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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still from The Simpsons episode “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington” protesters at the White House are holding up signs like “Things are fine!” “No Opinion” “No Complaints Here” and “One Happy Camper”
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Says here that Elvis was known as the "King of Rock and Roll", huh, and he went on the Ed.....Hold the fort! He banged 14 year olds.
Norm Macdonald learning about Hitler
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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still from the Simpsons Episode “Homer Goes to College” S5 E3 Homer is yelling “NERD!” from the passenger seat of Marge’s car at someone offscreen
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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in case of the inevitable
bluesky skeet by supernaturaltan.bsky.social ‬ One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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how your post finds me
the sleepytime bear from the package of that Sleepytime tea. the bear is on a level of cozy previously thought impossible to reach.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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welp the inevitable happened, but i got a screenshot
bluesky skeet by "Black Cat Rebel" that reads "This 2016 trope you Bernie bros have used about a woman running a terrible campaign is old. Y’all are currently fighting to keep a Blackwater mercenary with a Nazi tattoo in a senate race. Sit all the way down and shut up."
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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in case of the inevitable
bluesky skeet by Mr William’s Laborhood You don’t actually care about GAZA. if you did, you would have given Trump a cute little nick name for it by now. It’s just a disingenuous attempt to run a conversation ending cliche. You made your single issue so you could pretend to hold an intellectual and moral high ground on the internet.
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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they never stop doing the meme
meme with text saying "Zionists: Don't you get it?! The Palestinians will kill you, f*g!!!" and in the picture there a man (represented by an Israeli flag, choking a woman (represented by a Progress Pride flag)
October 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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photo of Andrew Card, then White House chief of staff, informing then-president George W. Bush of the 9/11 attacks
October 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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evergreen tweet
tweet by koyaanisqatsi heckler @Arr The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I was married but I’m not anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.
still from the Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield" (S7 E21) from that scene with the really tall guy driving a very small car, but right before he stops the car to get out of it to confront Nelson who was laughing at him.
October 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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lol you guys keep doing this and then wonder why you keep losing!
tweet by koyaanisqatsi heckler The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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still from the Simpsons episode "I Love Lisa" (S4 E15) where Bart, after Lisa (with tickets to Krusty's 29th Anniversary show she got from Ralph) tells Bart that Ralph might want a kiss, Bart says "I'm prepared to make that sacrifice"
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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this just keeps aging worse and worse
tweet by Andrew Bates To answer the question on everyone’s minds: No, Joe Biden does not have a doctorate in foreign affairs. He’s just that fucking good.
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Memri TV still of Ayatollah Khamenei saying "Death to America, of course"
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM