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prince consuela banana hammock
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Man. Humpy really did that shit.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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this is so sweet
October 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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the Seattle Mariners: winners of 11 of their last 12; tied for the division lead; and, with a weekend series in Houston, absolutely in control of my emotions for the next 3 days. doctors are calling the range of outcomes for how I might feel on Monday morning "in no way healthy"
September 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
cal raleigh
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
MATT BRASH
May 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Mariners, y'all
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
banana banana
Victor Robles is here in the clubhouse. He has a banana in his pocket and is yelling BANANA BANANA and brandishing it at people. If you listen to Shannon’s interview with Polanco on the pregame show you’ll be able to hear it.
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bix caleen
April 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
DINA
April 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
MARINERS
March 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM