Pelican Cultist
@pelicancultist.bsky.social
Concerned citizen, industry worker, absurdist but accused nihilist, went to TikTok for the Italian greyhound videos and left it politically aware.
Also, him pointing at himself. "Who's a big boy president? Who's a big boy president?"
*tittles* "Me."
*tittles* "Me."
June 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Also, him pointing at himself. "Who's a big boy president? Who's a big boy president?"
*tittles* "Me."
*tittles* "Me."
He is intriguing and it was an experience to listen to him. Your delivery of the letter from Calianna lives rent free.
Sorry to bother you, sir. Thank you.
Sorry to bother you, sir. Thank you.
May 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
He is intriguing and it was an experience to listen to him. Your delivery of the letter from Calianna lives rent free.
Sorry to bother you, sir. Thank you.
Sorry to bother you, sir. Thank you.
I'm confused. Did something specific happen?
May 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm confused. Did something specific happen?
How has the conversation moved so dramatically from health insurance being too expensive to it's a privilege to get to pay for it. I had to get coverage for my family in the latter half of 2023 because of employment issues. It cost me $6000 to insure myself and 2 other people. For 6 months.
May 21, 2025 at 10:42 AM
How has the conversation moved so dramatically from health insurance being too expensive to it's a privilege to get to pay for it. I had to get coverage for my family in the latter half of 2023 because of employment issues. It cost me $6000 to insure myself and 2 other people. For 6 months.
Well, yeah. If they talked about him doing anything else, the administration would threaten to sue because the media was "being mean."
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Well, yeah. If they talked about him doing anything else, the administration would threaten to sue because the media was "being mean."
More time has been spent talking about Biden amongst MAGA than time spent talking about policy, the US, Trump, their day jobs, the weather, tax reform, Signalgate. The only things that supercedes Biden is Budlight, LGBTQIA+, "immgints", e-mails, and Lib owning.
May 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
More time has been spent talking about Biden amongst MAGA than time spent talking about policy, the US, Trump, their day jobs, the weather, tax reform, Signalgate. The only things that supercedes Biden is Budlight, LGBTQIA+, "immgints", e-mails, and Lib owning.
Everyone's always asking, "Does Kristi Noem have a cognitive thought behind all that silicone? Does Kristi Noem even know where she is? Does Kristi Noem crucify gnomes?" But no one asks, "How does Kristi Noem filter her food? Where are her antenna hidden? Why Kristi Noem?"
Something to think about.
Something to think about.
May 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Everyone's always asking, "Does Kristi Noem have a cognitive thought behind all that silicone? Does Kristi Noem even know where she is? Does Kristi Noem crucify gnomes?" But no one asks, "How does Kristi Noem filter her food? Where are her antenna hidden? Why Kristi Noem?"
Something to think about.
Something to think about.
My 1 year old projects more stability than the 79 year old president. My kid at least knows whether they want to pick the Goldfish up or throw them around, and doesn't change their mind 30 different times
May 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My 1 year old projects more stability than the 79 year old president. My kid at least knows whether they want to pick the Goldfish up or throw them around, and doesn't change their mind 30 different times
I'm still trying to comprehend the budding idea that this is possibly real. I'm so unnerved by this potential phenomenon, as far fetched and bizarre as it seems, that I have to keep using indefinite quantitifiers to describe my belief.
May 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I'm still trying to comprehend the budding idea that this is possibly real. I'm so unnerved by this potential phenomenon, as far fetched and bizarre as it seems, that I have to keep using indefinite quantitifiers to describe my belief.
Enough? No.
I need more.
I need more.
May 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Enough? No.
I need more.
I need more.
It's also, kinda, like, I don't know, not a THING that can be USED, but, you know, more of like a SYMBOL.
These people, I swear.
These people, I swear.
May 15, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's also, kinda, like, I don't know, not a THING that can be USED, but, you know, more of like a SYMBOL.
These people, I swear.
These people, I swear.
I have to say, I love seeing that dude lose. Ever since the video with the apple, I knew.
May 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I have to say, I love seeing that dude lose. Ever since the video with the apple, I knew.
At this point, a paper airplane would be too much.
May 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
At this point, a paper airplane would be too much.
He had to right before submitting the legislation. Calm the nerves.
May 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
He had to right before submitting the legislation. Calm the nerves.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
May 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
Stone is one of those things in our world that exists that shouldn't. He is the epitome of everything loathsome in a human being. Every breath he takes is an irreparable stain on the legacy of the human race, and, unfortunately, true evil seems to last the longest.
I don't fucking like him.
I don't fucking like him.
May 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Stone is one of those things in our world that exists that shouldn't. He is the epitome of everything loathsome in a human being. Every breath he takes is an irreparable stain on the legacy of the human race, and, unfortunately, true evil seems to last the longest.
I don't fucking like him.
I don't fucking like him.
No. What you missed was *incoherent republican screaming*.
There you go.
There you go.
May 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No. What you missed was *incoherent republican screaming*.
There you go.
There you go.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
May 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've said it once, and I'll say it again.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy.
Lipton here said a lot of little with some highfalutin language that I'm sure he thought covered up the poo in his teeth nicely.
It did not.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy though.
It did not.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy though.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lipton here said a lot of little with some highfalutin language that I'm sure he thought covered up the poo in his teeth nicely.
It did not.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy though.
It did not.
The plane to doll deficit is crazy though.
Well, one has delivered information condemning US citizens and policies while demonizing huge swaths of individuals, all while sitting in a position of authority within an organization that employs a vast number of zealous loyalists.
The other planned 9/11.
The other planned 9/11.
May 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Well, one has delivered information condemning US citizens and policies while demonizing huge swaths of individuals, all while sitting in a position of authority within an organization that employs a vast number of zealous loyalists.
The other planned 9/11.
The other planned 9/11.