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Pelican Cultist
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Concerned citizen, industry worker, absurdist but accused nihilist, went to TikTok for the Italian greyhound videos and left it politically aware.
Just have to give a shout to @voiceofobrien.bsky.social. I know that you have played a long line of characters, and it is probably exhausting to hear about any given one all the time.
Caleb is one of the most harrowing, interesting, and impressive characters it has been my pleasure to experience.1/2
May 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Conversations with 7-year-olds:

7: You know, mom. There's one element that's not on the periodic table.

Me: Oh yeah? What's that?

7: The element of surprise.
May 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Okay, that’s enough internet for today.
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Anyone else preemptively angry about the mocking, bucking, finger-pointing, comparing, and hypocrisy claims that FOX and the GOP are going to do after the Rayburn Center?
May 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
A lithium mine that is beginning to blow up is in or around Thacker Pass in Nevada at the McDermitt Caldera. In and around Thacker Pass at the Mcdermitt Caldera is where the 1st Nevada Calvary attacked the indigenous Paiute peoples.
I've seen this trope before.
May 13, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Whether it's a bribe (it is) or not (still is), doesn't matter.
Looks, sounds, feels, and probably tastes like a bribe. Optics say, "It's a bribe."
One plane during a 25 doll deficit. As long as he doesn't get more than 3 or 4 more, it'll be fine.

By the way. Hey, Qatar, where's my plane?
May 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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May 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Love thy neighbor doesn’t come with fine print.
May 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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What kills me the most about the "Making Star Trek the Future" set is that the vast majority either don't realize (or don't care) that mankind BOLDLY went and resolved hunger, poverty, inequality and disease on Earth BEFORE they could even begin to consider going "where no one has gone before".
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I think this is needed more now than ever.
May 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
One of the jabs Fox is using to discredit the Newark Mayor is he past associations, including P. Diddy. An unfortunate connection, to be fair.
I imagine some old guy, sitting in his recliner, saying "Makes sense!"
The same person shown a picture of Trump and Epstein. "So what? No proof! Slander!"
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Where we are now:
May 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Javert actor has the chance to do something incredibly funny.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · May 7
Exclusive: When President Donald Trump descends on the Kennedy Performing Arts Center next month for a high-dollar fundraiser and a performance of "Les Misérables," he won't be seeing the usual cast performing, sources told CNN.

Read more: cnn.it/3Yy52rH
May 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Huh. I mean, I never stopped eating my Mr. Whiskers and Kujo Teriyaki Flavored Meat Sticks®️ because they give me the necessary fuel to be at 100% after aborting toddlers and then going to my second job as a child surgeon/lunch lady.
May 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lots of government spending cuts. Let's suspend belief and reality for a moment and say "Yes, King Trump, you do bigley good job." When and where will we see the benefits with these cuts? Maybe I'm just deaf and blind, but I have not heard or seen where ALL this glorious surplus will go. Stimmies?
May 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Breaking: Leaked group chat shows Pete Hegseth ordered firing of Mike Waltz
May 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Straight A's?! The Trump administration's first 100 days report cards are in
April 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Anybody see the administrations DoD push to fund and prepare police to "aggressively" enforce laws, scheduled to be enacted in the next 60 days?
Anybody seeing the drop in the supply chain? Ship schedules seem to have slowed dramatically. Full impact theorized for late May?
Paranoia or pattern.
April 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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reminds me of.........
April 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Macron shook one hand.
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I love AI.
April 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM