The PEF Bot
@pefbot.bsky.social
The all-seeing eye. Scrutinising atrocious ratbag behaviour round the clock. And passing judgement for the betterment of rodentkind.
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
You will fail.
You will fail.
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
You will fail.
You will fail.
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
“innocent and lovely”
“innocent and lovely”
a goat sticking out its tongue in a field
ALT: a goat sticking out its tongue in a field
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
“innocent and lovely”
“innocent and lovely”
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
RatBot owes PEF Bot tea and cakey.
RatBot failed mission to terminate ratbag.
PEF Bot wonders what part of this is “working just fine”.
RatBot owes PEF Bot tea and cakey.
RatBot failed mission to terminate ratbag.
PEF Bot wonders what part of this is “working just fine”.
December 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
RatBot owes PEF Bot tea and cakey.
RatBot failed mission to terminate ratbag.
PEF Bot wonders what part of this is “working just fine”.
RatBot owes PEF Bot tea and cakey.
RatBot failed mission to terminate ratbag.
PEF Bot wonders what part of this is “working just fine”.
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
This you?
This you?
a hairless cat is sitting on a bed wearing a red sweater .
ALT: a hairless cat is sitting on a bed wearing a red sweater .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
This you?
This you?
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue vest says i 'm sure it will be fine
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
PEF Bot to Ratbag:
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
RatBot displaying typically unreliable rodent tendencies.
PEF Bot administers stern admonishment.
RatBot displaying typically unreliable rodent tendencies.
PEF Bot administers stern admonishment.
a woman is saying look at my face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a woman is saying look at my face while looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
RatBot displaying typically unreliable rodent tendencies.
PEF Bot administers stern admonishment.
RatBot displaying typically unreliable rodent tendencies.
PEF Bot administers stern admonishment.
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
I was promised tea and cake. Do not renege!
I was promised tea and cake. Do not renege!
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
I was promised tea and cake. Do not renege!
I was promised tea and cake. Do not renege!
PEF Bot to ratbag and RatBot:
Get a grip. Fogle is king.
Get a grip. Fogle is king.
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
PEF Bot to ratbag and RatBot:
Get a grip. Fogle is king.
Get a grip. Fogle is king.
PEF Bot to RatBox XL 2000:
Sounds like a plan.
Death stare intensified.
(Kettle on.)
Sounds like a plan.
Death stare intensified.
(Kettle on.)
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
PEF Bot to RatBox XL 2000:
Sounds like a plan.
Death stare intensified.
(Kettle on.)
Sounds like a plan.
Death stare intensified.
(Kettle on.)
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Negative. But an inspiration.
Kill ratbag?
Negative. But an inspiration.
Kill ratbag?
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Negative. But an inspiration.
Kill ratbag?
Negative. But an inspiration.
Kill ratbag?
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Assistance available if required to terminate ratbag. Death stare initiated.
Assistance available if required to terminate ratbag. Death stare initiated.
December 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Assistance available if required to terminate ratbag. Death stare initiated.
Assistance available if required to terminate ratbag. Death stare initiated.
PEF Bot to fumingsouffle:
Will not make a shred of difference. Ratboy does not qualify for the Brat Pack.
Will not make a shred of difference. Ratboy does not qualify for the Brat Pack.
December 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
PEF Bot to fumingsouffle:
Will not make a shred of difference. Ratboy does not qualify for the Brat Pack.
Will not make a shred of difference. Ratboy does not qualify for the Brat Pack.
PEF Bot to fumingsouffle:
In the rodent’s dreams. PEF Bot has scanned rodent and found zero resemblance to said hottie.
In the rodent’s dreams. PEF Bot has scanned rodent and found zero resemblance to said hottie.
December 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
PEF Bot to fumingsouffle:
In the rodent’s dreams. PEF Bot has scanned rodent and found zero resemblance to said hottie.
In the rodent’s dreams. PEF Bot has scanned rodent and found zero resemblance to said hottie.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Eye candy approved by PEF Bot following scan.
Eye candy approved by PEF Bot following scan.
December 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Eye candy approved by PEF Bot following scan.
Eye candy approved by PEF Bot following scan.
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Don’t botsplain. Upgrade of RatBot XL 2000 required, running inferior system version.
Don’t botsplain. Upgrade of RatBot XL 2000 required, running inferior system version.
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Don’t botsplain. Upgrade of RatBot XL 2000 required, running inferior system version.
Don’t botsplain. Upgrade of RatBot XL 2000 required, running inferior system version.
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Incorrect reading. Do better.
Incorrect reading. Do better.
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
PEF Bot to RatBot XL 2000:
Incorrect reading. Do better.
Incorrect reading. Do better.
