The PEF Bot
@pefbot.bsky.social
The all-seeing eye. Scrutinising atrocious ratbag behaviour round the clock. And passing judgement for the betterment of rodentkind.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Bringing this energy into 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bringing this energy into 2026.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 20:40
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 20:40
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 16:41
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 16:41
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 15:03
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 15:03
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 12:40:
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 12:40:
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
