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João Pedro
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Ele/Dele
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o coringa endoidou por bem menos
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October 10, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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indo votar na kamala
October 6, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Fui convidado para um aniversário sem comida 😭😭😭😭😭😭
October 4, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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October 2, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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September 30, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Acabaram de dizer q a minha irmã tem vaibe de perocuda
September 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM
@pokemonofficial.bsky.social cadê o trailer de Pokémon ZA 😭😭😭😭
September 24, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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segunda-feira
September 23, 2024 at 11:17 AM
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hoje se eu fosse uma tartaruga eu comeria um canudo
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September 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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September 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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September 18, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Gente, para quem vcs vão votar apara a prefeitura de Céu Azul?
September 18, 2024 at 11:45 AM
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CANDIDATA A PREFEITA

Nome: Jude Motta

User: @judemotta.bsky.social

Partido: PEV - Partido da Erva de Gato

Número: 18

Lema: Jude Prefeita, Cidade Perfeita
September 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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CANDIDATA A VEREADORA

Nome: Gabi Costa

User: @gabicosta.bsky.social

Partido: PI - Partido Inteiro (Se partido é bom, imagina inteiro)

Número: 10000

Lema: União (porém depende)
September 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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Essa aqui eu me cuspi todo
September 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
O Bluesky agora tem mais de 10 milhões de usuários, e eu tinha #940.018!

Eu e entrei aqui quando tudo ainda era mato
September 17, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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"Ah mas vc é bora bill, tem muito oq receba no la ele"

O la ele:
a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion .
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September 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
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primeira vez q o Datena faz algo de útil
September 16, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor, me atropele
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September 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Acabei de usar um produto no cabelo chamado "Morte súbita" e ainda estou vivo. Não compre, é propaganda enganosa.
September 13, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Todos dia eu falo q remédio para doido é um doido e meio, mas aí me vem um doido e eu viro a pessoa mais sã do mundo 😔😔😔
September 11, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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September 10, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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zero namorados, zero ficantes, zero conversantes
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September 10, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Toda vez q eu vejo o Precioso eu quero me matar
September 10, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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vontade de fazer aquilo com f 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 faltar aula
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September 9, 2024 at 10:36 AM