Pearly.
@pearlylondon.bsky.social
My mum always insists she doesn't have a 'favourite' child.
Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Which is pretty upsetting because i haven't got any brothers or sisters.
Talking of ending sentences, I Presume MEGA is followed by the word CUNT on the back?
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Talking of ending sentences, I Presume MEGA is followed by the word CUNT on the back?
When you flick the heated seats on & grandad thinks he's pissed himself again....
March 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When you flick the heated seats on & grandad thinks he's pissed himself again....
Suppose that's me banned from X then...
January 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Suppose that's me banned from X then...
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 AM
I wore a kilt today & I'm not even Scottish.
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I wore a kilt today & I'm not even Scottish.
Ah, I did wonder where Prince Andrew's PR's person went to work after the Newsnight interview...
December 1, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Ah, I did wonder where Prince Andrew's PR's person went to work after the Newsnight interview...
Can you imagine trying to give up smoking only to come home and find your partner has brought these new curtains...
November 23, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Can you imagine trying to give up smoking only to come home and find your partner has brought these new curtains...